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JesperL
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


5465 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

awesomesauce/epic review

edit: fixy

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


5465 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Very very very unprofessional and biased review. You focused on her personal life oppose to her art. You might not like the album, but giving it a 1.5 is extremely pointless and exaggerated. [2]



i also believe you should oppose to her art

Kompys2000
Emeritus
March 20th 2021


9450 Comments


Wow look at all this corruption in music journalism, sad tbh

Savage review johnny, as always with Del Rey I'm morbidly curious about this but I'll probably end up skipping it

Egarran
March 20th 2021


34009 Comments


Jesper just wrote an entire assignment about what's going in this review

JustJoe.
March 20th 2021


10944 Comments


lana what hath thou wrought

cardibdontwriteraps
March 20th 2021


12 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i also believe you should oppose to her art. [2]



Lana had literally the best discography ever since the beatles. her collection of albums is unmatchable. Born To Die is literally the greatest and best debut album of ALL TIME.



cardibdontwriteraps
March 20th 2021


12 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i also believe you should oppose to her art. [2]





also giving it a 1.5 is quite equivalent to supporting sexism, nazism and the KKK. Johnny do u support the KKK? We’re literally right now on Metacritic’s website requiring them to exclude your ratings off their website and they just responded us saying that they’re checking on it. YOUR CRITIC DAYS ARE OVER. PURRRR!



JesperL
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


5465 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Jesper just wrote an entire assignment about what's going in this review"



facts, i'm actually planning on doing my thesis on why hugh is an unprofessional reviewer and how lana had literally the best discography ever since the beatles. her collection of albums is unmatchable

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


60394 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

in fairness only one of the Taylor stans managed to locate my dormant twitter acc, gotta give this lot credit

@Jesper thank'ee, fixed that 'or', but gonna keep the 'with's (could defs chop it grammatically, but conflicting/intersecting have such different feelings and relations to her profile that it'd feel weird to me somehow, hm)

cardibdontwriteraps
March 20th 2021


12 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

YOU SUPPORT THE KKK AND IT SHOWS IM LITERALLY TAKING THIS WEBSITE DOWN.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


60394 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

chill out and jam boards of canada hot damn

JustJoe.
March 20th 2021


10944 Comments


i miss lingua ignota at this point tbh

Feather
March 20th 2021


10125 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Well guys, we had a good run for several years on Sputnik! Looks like it’s all coming to an end.

ramon.
March 20th 2021


4185 Comments


how METACRITIC keep letting SPUTNIK MUSIC shitty review?!?!? LANA get 30/100 when other give 80/100?!?!?! sksksksksk lana stans find your home jonathan

porcupinetheater
March 20th 2021


11030 Comments


Lana on the front cover be like

Well they’re just handing out memberships to anyone who walks in off the street now aren’t they? I miss when there was a touch of cl...

“Oh, hey, everyone!! They’re taking a picture! Everyone! Over there, smile! They’re taking a picture!”

When I’m snorting coke off the sink people say it’s a sad spectacle, deviated septum awhistle like the wind through a ship’s rigging, but when they...

“Oh my God, Stacie, it is SO. GOOD. To see you!”

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

can't believe Johnny is gonna be the end of sputnik, what a way to go out

JustJoe.
March 20th 2021


10944 Comments


ranked converge ranked when

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


5465 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

this is an excellent take: https://twitter.com/plsslana/status/1373331907551883266

Egarran
March 20th 2021


34009 Comments


>facts, i'm actually planning on doing my thesis on why hugh is an unprofessional reviewer and how lana had literally the best discography ever since the beatles. her collection of albums is unmatchable

Well said, bro

tyman128
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2021


4525 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Ferid Hayder is speaking pure facts, why are we reviewing English albums?



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