"Make the band name so unignorably obnoxious that people almost have to check you out."

Agreed. Great move by the band.

triggered?

Album Rating: 3.5

Wait, the site got destructed? ; )

I'm surprised this isn't meme shit tbh
I remember hearing about this band a few years ago and they were getting hammered for their absurdly long name.
I have never heard a Belarusian death metal band but alas it is time to change that! Good review my dude

Album Rating: 3.5

Thanks ol' Dedes pal. Good to see you exploring new things, regardless of how ridiculous they sound.

Their debut was pretty darn 'meh' tbh but folks do seem to be appreciating this one so hopefully it's a better time. Nice review tho as always :]

"Make the band name so unignorably obnoxious that people almost have to check you out."

Quite the opposite for me really

Yea I only check out bands with boring names

Album Rating: 3.5

No more than two letters either...

At least the summary is still wonky. I'll take that small victory while this is still on the feature page.

Album Rating: 3.0

"Similar Bands: Nile, Xavlegbmaofffassssit...., Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis"



Lol

Album Rating: 3.5

Probably not for long Sitarbro, someone else’s time to shine soon.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Nile LMAO...maybe 1st speed Nile

Album Rating: 3.5

Wholesome rate DDD.

Album Rating: 3.5

Bumping for 2021 nostalgia reasons

Album Rating: 2.0

first album is so much better than this lol