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Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah I totally read all that

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

You know someone's got their back against the wall when they effort post in numerical point form

budgie
October 30th 2020


35320 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

oh god here johnny goes again scientifically analyzing bedroom pop

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 30th 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

bitch ur comment was over three lines long and included citations

"johnny is zombie-chang self referential here per the av?"

lol no zombie-chang is a grating confinement pop album that you should probably listen to. it's p good but its jank factor is moot



Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

he says as he posts a comment over three lines long with citations

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 30th 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

well yes, that was the basis for that decision

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

you literally just don't understand what jank means if you think this album is janky and i'd expect more from a substitute english tutor

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 30th 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

i am going to prioritise teaching every kid i see for the next 2.5 weeks 'jank' and one of them will make it trend on the japanese kidsnet and this will be mostly your fault

budgie
October 30th 2020


35320 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

can u guys shitpost on a blood on the dance floor review or whatever you guys listen to

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

sorry i need to defend neek's music choices, he is precious and needs protecting

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

speaking of which i think i saw a new Meghan Trainor alb or something came out

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 30th 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

does this site still have blood on the dancefloor reviews hmm, which is the best one

budgie
October 30th 2020


35320 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

noble purpose, pots, i give you passage

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
October 30th 2020


26152 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Pots protecting me from Johnny's overagression towards my music taste is one of the more unexpected elements of 2020 but also I'm here for it

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 30th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

his fiddle-footed overdramatics make me want to 5 this

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

pots' flair for the arbitrary is also among my favourite parts of 2020

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2020


27447 Comments


"a flair for the arbitrary" sounds like a Game Theory song title

Lord(e)Po)))ts
October 31st 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

it's not fucking arbitrary neekafat is the goodest boy on this entire damn site

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

neek is the worst i just spent 4 fking minutes trying to find my favourite uncolourful scarf and it was under my stupid chair and he totally put it there

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
October 31st 2020


26152 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"neekafat is the goodest boy on this entire damn site"

< 3



"his fiddle-footed overdramatics make me want to 5 this"

do it, prove your love for me

or not, I don't want to be manipulative (:



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