Sufjan Stevens The Ascension
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 29th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Review summary: 5/5



Album: 2.5/5



Sufjans vocals suck the ass of several thousand public gas station restrooms on this. I'd actually listen to tracks like Lamentations and Ativan more than once if Sufjan didn't sing.



The songs themselves are inconsistent in quality but an instrumental version of this could be 3-3.5 material. It's hard to tell because some tracks that don't stand out enough to bypass the shit-ness of his vocals might actually be stronger than they seem. But there are a couple songs that do, in fact, manage to work around the extreme amounts of booty that his voice slurps and I can tell they could possibly be 4/5's.

Ryus
September 29th 2020


36668 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

ok but he is a qt tho [2]

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 29th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The vocals are so bad that although I can tune them out enough to enjoy those few tracks during a comfortable private headphone session, it would be a truly shameful and humiliating experience to have to endure them at any audible volume through speakers.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 29th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Would not jam in my whip even at low volume with the windows closed . Would not even jam at home at 10% on my laptop speakers just in case my cat heard.

cold
September 29th 2020


6721 Comments


Why does every electronic album get compared to Everything Now when Sufjan has been making electronic albums since 2004[2]

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 29th 2020


9753 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Aside from Death Star maybe, I have no idea what is specifically "wrong" with the vocals.

Cygnatti
September 29th 2020


36025 Comments


sufjan is hot yeah

does every electronic album get compared to Everything Now? is that really a thing? because I've literally haven't thought or heard of that album since 2017.

deathschool
September 29th 2020


28621 Comments


lol, what

Who is comparing anything to that album?

cold
September 29th 2020


6721 Comments


few people itt. makes no sense

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 29th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Aside from Death Star maybe, I have no idea what is specifically "wrong" with the vocals"



They are utterly vapid.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 29th 2020


9753 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

When I first listened to this I thought the vocals sounded dangerously close to Owl City, but now I'm pretty sure it was a conscious decision to sound slightly numb, and I've actually developed some respect for them from a stylistic point of view. Except Death Star, which feels like it should sound angry.

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 29th 2020


70239 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Wtf did jots get un-emeritus'd for this?

Jots
Emeritus
September 29th 2020


7562 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

the staff collectively responded like the lakers bench after a caruso nut-baster dunk when I posted this so I guess it happened as a formality

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
September 29th 2020


26572 Comments


"when Sufjan has been making electronic albums since 2004"

another moron failing to respect enjoy your rabbit smh

GhostB1rd
September 29th 2020


7938 Comments


Some love for the bald eagle of white flight.

DJTrpTrp
September 29th 2020


12 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I've never been a huge Sufjan Stevens fan and this is a lot of the same. Sure, its more electronic and dreamscape based than previous albums, but there is seriously nothing new here.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 29th 2020


9753 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah, I mean let's face it, this sounds like Carrie and Lowell pt 2. Seriously no variety.

ItsTheSquirrel
September 29th 2020


865 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

This just gives me the same feeling as all those youtube musicians with really detailed and smooth production with lots of cool details but absolutely no songwriting talent which feels weird to say considering this is Sufjan we're talking about

kingjulian
September 29th 2020


1799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"let's face it, this sounds like Carrie and Lowell pt 2."



If there is one thing this does not sound like, it is that.

Ryus
September 29th 2020


36668 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

honestly if sufjan made another album in the vein of illinois i would not complain at all about retreading old territory but it seems like the ship may have sailed for that



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