Album Rating: 3.0
Shit Boat is the shit
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Album Rating: 1.5
Pirates are lame and the music makes it worse.
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^ found the dork.
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Album Rating: 1.5
this is the kind of band you only need one or two albums of
If you are retarded only
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Godawful band
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Album Rating: 3.5
Bumping this just to say that is basically admitting that you actively hate fun
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Album Rating: 1.5
curse
of
the
crystal
coconut
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Album Rating: 2.5
I commend them for at least trying something new with 'Tortuga', but it is almost too cringey, even for me. I enjoy the synths in this one though. Def weaker than No Grave But The Sea.
"But also, does anyone else seriously miss the days when these guys would sing Pirates of the Carribean style power-metal epics instead of party-metal joke songs? Captain Morgan's Revenge is still epic as heck"
Hit the nail on the head.
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Album Rating: 3.5
I thought that about Tortuga the first time I heard it, but it grew on me. You have to embrace the cheese, man.
Glad someone agrees about old vs. new alestorm 
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Album Rating: 2.5
Might I recommend the 8-bit inspired bonus tracks as well: https://youtu.be/DVBZBzxyhJE
Lmao
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Album Rating: 3.5
Ahh yes the 16th century versions. Gimmicks over gimmicks, these guys are
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Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off
WOOOOOOOOOODEN LEG
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So in the wake of all the Gloryhammer drama, someone posted a screenshot of what looks like members of Gloryhammer in a group chat along with Chris Bowes (still not 100% confirmed, but it looks pretty damning) where Chris refers to black people as "coons" and "niggers"...
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Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off
I doubt those screenshots are any real... anyone could recreate a chat like that by changing their profile pics and nicknames.
Edit: I'm sad it was real.
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Sure, its possible. Nobody in Gloryhammer denied it though and Chris has yet to say anything days later, despite his bandmate from Wizardthrone urging him to address it.
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Zombies are my pirate ship is the trvth
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So yeah, they turned out to be real.
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"I don't dig their silly piracy brand"
Never drink with me, you sound dull
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS
YOUR SHITTY WEE BOAT IS A FUCKING JOKE
IT'S JUST THE UNWANTED LEFTOVERS OF A JOBBY TUGGIN' BARGE
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS
YOU BETTER GIVE US ALL THE MONEY IN YOUR TREASURE CHEST
OR KRISTOF'S GONNA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING LAWN
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS
YOUR POOPDECK IS A SHITHOLE AND YOUR RUDDER IS CRAP
AND YOUR CANNONS ARE INCAPABLE OF FIRING TWENTY FEET
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS
YOUR STUPID NAVIGATOR IS AN ALCOHOLIC
AND ALL YOUR CREW LOOK LIKE LEGO BRICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS
YOUR SHITTY WEE BOAT IS A FUCKING JOKE
IT'S JUST THE UNWANTED LEFTOVERS OF A JOBBY TUGGIN' BARGE
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OF DICKS
YOU BETTER GIVE US ALL THE MONEY IN YOUR TREASURE CHEST
OR KRISTOF'S GONNA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING LAWN
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
69 ratings bb
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