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Play your cards right, that's all I'm gonna say.

news article submitted

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Oh, I just submitted one too. I didn't actually want to put you on the spot like that.

Well, we'll see which one wins the gods favor. See you in the ring, pal.

mine was overly cocky, so unless JohnnyWell monitors the news editorial, it ain't going through

you can actually see both submitted articles on the artist's page

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"Sleater-Kinney Snewest-Album"

That's a winner, but despite what it says in the news submission form, they don't like creativity in the titles. It's a shame. If they do pick yours, they'll just change it to "New _____ Album/Single" like total squares.

then i'll change it back

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"No fun allowed, unless it's us doing it."

signed,

the news approval team



I've been whipped into using what's basically a paragraph-sized template for all my news submissions on here. Really sad stuff. The fun is in the comments.

Why is this good in fact? I feel lied to.

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Wish I lived in your reality, man.