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JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 3rd 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

for one I'd expect far more vulgarity from a true "incel anthem"

Um, so 1) the lyricism here is so on-the-nose that if I'd probs consider it unsubtle to the point of vulgarity without feeling like a snob, and 2) regardless of that, part of the reason those attitudes are so toxic is because they come off as righteous and admirable (or, at least, relatable in their frustration) to some people, rather than as obnoxious turn-offs (as they should)

think some of those ridiculous lyrics off Chelsea Grin's Self Inflicted or Thy Art's debut EP

I have not heard these releases and will do my best to keep it that way.

This feels far more mature in comparison.

Please provide a single mature stanza from this album.

Pikazilla
May 3rd 2020


29751 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Even most scene kids stay away from this shit, so you know how bad it is

SitarHero
May 3rd 2020


14703 Comments


Dis gud?

Shadowmire
May 3rd 2020


6660 Comments


it's probably good for your objectivity score

JustJoe.
May 3rd 2020


10944 Comments


too many time i’ve seen it

JustJoe.
May 3rd 2020


10944 Comments


rip a hole into our friendship

Pikazilla
May 3rd 2020


29751 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

JustJoe pls

JustJoe.
May 3rd 2020


10944 Comments


sorry wrong album

Pikazilla
May 3rd 2020


29751 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Bullet for My Bloody Valentine

JustJoe.
May 3rd 2020


10944 Comments


that mash-up needs to die in a fire

veninblazer
May 3rd 2020


16837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

@Johnny: take anything from Under Again or Coma, that should probably work.

@Pika: lol, sure

SitarHero
May 3rd 2020


14703 Comments


Now that Johnny mentions it "Bullet For My Valentine" is kind of a very incel sounding bandname.

veninblazer
May 3rd 2020


16837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Also compare anything here to this drek: "Lets get it straight / Close your legs / You are everything I hate / Confess your love to me? / You were just fucking me / Our love was fake / How'd it taste? / When I spit right in your face / I put my trust in you / But you just fucked that too"

mrdogthrow
May 3rd 2020


2116 Comments


hahahahaha love that song

veninblazer
May 3rd 2020


16837 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it slaps otherwise but my god if Gravity is incel that is 100x worse

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
May 3rd 2020


26576 Comments


and just like that, deflecting to an entirely different artist to avoid a point

kalkwiese
May 3rd 2020


10416 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Can't both be incel, but one of them is just worse?

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 3rd 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

if you think that the likes of:

So I know this hasn't gone the way that we expected

You had to try to make a fool of me and live a better days

I tried to compromise with open arms but we're disconnected

Seems to me we need to draw a line for everybody's sake

Before it washes us away

isn't in exactly the same ballpark just because it has fewer f-bombs and sex references, there's not much I can do to help you. Under Again are Coma are better in that they focus pretty much exclusivity on the narrator's headspace and not his misconceived notion of the wider world, but also equally awful in that they're written with the craft of a middle school daydream addict who hurt their thumbs so badly trying to learn punch harmonics that they became incapable of opening a fucking thesaurus once in a while.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
May 3rd 2020


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"Now that Johnny mentions it "Bullet For My Valentine" is kind of a very incel sounding bandname."

i mean we're talking about a group whose first lyric of first well-known song (not to mention debut LP's artwork) goes There goes my valentine again / soaked in red for what she said

not sure how this discussion has gone on so long already

JustJoe.
May 3rd 2020


10944 Comments


#don’tkillwomen



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