Not even that. It's a very awful attempt at dad-metal.

Thought dad metal was like Load/Reload. This is more edgy teens who drive jeeps and put energy drink stickers in the back window. I'm pretty sure I witnessed this exact thing before.

And they wear Affliction t-shirts

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And Tapout hoodies and camo jeans. and snapback caps. *shudders*

Don't piss on snapbacks. Some are pretty neat.

This comment section is friggin' hilarious

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THE SCREAMING!!! THE CHUGGING!!! THE CHECK CASHING!!!



IT'S TEARING US APART!!!



This is the worst album that I've heard since The Agonist - Five.

"Try Not to Scream Challenge"

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"try not to unleash a primal bellow from the hells challenge"

How to make a Five Finger Death Punch album:
Be over 30
Feel disenfranchised about vague political problems
Make lazy metal music
Pretend you're making a difference
Disregard step 4
Yell at audiences for moshing too hard
Tell your audience to mosh too hard
Use military references you don't understand
Complain about how bland the current rock landscape is
Talk about great new acts from your record label
Call your fans "knuckleheads" and expect to be taken seriously

lmaoooooo nailed

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nine inch nailed

Bonus step: use only the low b-string and nothing else.

Be over 30 (yet write lyrics the average disgruntled 13 year old bro-dude can relate to)

Make cringy pseudo badass album covers

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i like how they flipped gone away to be a Super Emotional Cover with a video exploiting the military yet again

You know those low quality cheap Walmart shirts with stuff like Looney Tunes characters with gold chains on them? That's what the cover reminds me of. At least it fits them.

Or the low quality shirts with skulls on them from Wal-Mart.

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ugh, the production on this thing is horrendous

they managed to fuck up even the production. hilarious