Aaaaah that felt ggrreat.

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Bet that 1 feels quite satisfying :]

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Alright, so I just changed the summary to fit the Metallica reference

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the avg for this should be a lot lower tbh

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They really need to stop making albums altogether. I'd love it if they did.

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First 3 albums are good. This isn't their worst. Hot takes for everyone

This might be a useful listen if you want to increase your objectivity %

Geez, and people thought nu-metal was bad. That's nothing compared to the immature, lazy, and hilarious style of Death Punch. They literally try to combine metalcore, nu-metal, and hard rock while maintaining the image of dad rock. They're asking for trouble; begging for it actually. The worst part is how they act in interviews. They're trying be "intellectual" and "political mediums." I'm sorry, this band makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.

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^ Yeah, you pretty much hit the nail on the head

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someone should make a compilation of snippits from ffdp songs and name the video "try not to hit your wife challenge"

Then do part 2 and call it "try not to start up your motocross bike challenge"

Then do part 3 "try not to headbang challenge."

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droptune ruined the joke by bringing the harsh reality in

"try not to cumn challenge"

"Try Not to Finish Your Monster Energy Drink Before the End"

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Fake is criminally bad. I can't believe people are into this garbage.

Fortunately their listeners are easy to identify. Just look for goatees, Tapout t-shirts/wifebeaters and camo cargo shorts, sunglasses (which they'll also wear inside because fuck you) and Converse shoes. Also they're easy to avoid because you can smell the Axe on them before you see them.

"Try Not to UFC Challenge"

Lmao these challenges are spot on

Bro-metal if there ever was.