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Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


It's almost entirely juns

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


I'm trying to remember this album and all I can think of is juns and Michael Bolton

TheFirstLemur
March 17th 2018


84 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Going by this and his ratings Astral has some pretty trash judgement of music

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


Because this album is basically proggy deathcore that accidentally wrote over a partial section of a Michael Bolton album.

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


"Going by this and his ratings Astral has some pretty trash judgement of music"

I've rated 15 things and I'm willing to bet the only ones you know are this and Asia

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


Oh wait I fucked up, I 'm thinking of Kenny G.

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOO4ROO_sPM

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


If he had then I wouldn't be making this comparison

mindleviticus
March 17th 2018


10486 Comments


I remember when being a contrarian was funny too

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


"I remember when being a contrarian was funny too"

"Mitochondrion Archaeaeon
1.0"

mindleviticus
March 17th 2018


10486 Comments


my sputnik ratings are 100% genuine boi

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


nah you're just being contrarian

mindleviticus
March 17th 2018


10486 Comments


that's the beauty of arguing on the internet

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


bc everyone else likes this so it means i'm being contrarian didn't you know???

but when he 1's an album everyone else likes that's his genuine opinion

his 1 = genuine
my 2 = conrtriantinan

mindleviticus
March 17th 2018


10486 Comments


that's actually the definition of a contrarian

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


yes but your implications is that being contrarian is done out of disingenuous reasons, like as though i'd actually enjoy this album if i wasn't being such a contrarian harhar

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


so technically yes, by believing something contrary to the general consensus makes me contrarian here, it's not somehow less genuine than your own

mindleviticus
March 17th 2018


10486 Comments


how should i know? you may secretly love it, in fact i guarantee that's the case

Astral Abortis
March 17th 2018


6731 Comments


"
how should i know? you may secretly love it, in fact i guarantee that's the case
"

you are literally the biggest mitochondrion fan i know like i saw you buying six of their lps are their show last year dude don't even pretend you big pretender i guarantee you have archaeaon tattooed on your dick

mindleviticus
March 17th 2018


10486 Comments


Apparently, might want to rethink your taste



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