It doesn't
It's just like
Calling someone nigga is the equivalent to calling someone fam
Which is fucking lame

I find it hilarious that this has generated such a hefty amount of sputdrama...and that Dino took my last comment seriously.

Hey man I'm just tryna up my comment count here. Sorry it's so lame my dude, I guess I'll just address you Snide style (minus the fam) if you prefer.

Lol


This is a well written ranting review. It's a little informal, I guess, but doesn't warrant 10 negs, and at the same time??? wtf

"I'm flattered but I can't play anything spectacular by any means. I cant sweep pick. I can play some pentatonic, aolian, Dorian leads but nothing special. "

Nig, don't sweat it. Sweeping is really fuckin hard. Covering songs is the best kind of practice.

When you have a review aiming at hilarity, its got an even bigger target on its back for negs.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a lot of the negs are coming from people that don't know Aiwaz's style and read this as an incredibly sexist review of a bad album, not that they think the album is actually good.
Me, personally, I know Aiwaz's style and that just makes this even more sexist, albeit funny and I pos'd it.

I know people have difference senses of humor, but as we get older we become desensitized to inoffensive jokes, so you gotta pump the gas a little sometimes to make something intended to be comedic become hilarious, which this is. Negging it solely due to being triggered is silly.

Aiwaz knows what's up.

I think seeing a review calling Madonna a 57 year old senile menopausal slut and hitting the
"was this review well written yes/[no]" button isn't exactly foaming at the mouth triggered my dude lmao.
If you want a good comedic review just check my other boy Tyler.'s Tchornobog review.

Just upping my comments my dear alt, btw are you sach? Not that there's a significant chance you aren't. @ShitPie

Me, personally, I know Aiwaz's style and that just makes this even more sexist, albeit funny and I pos'd it.


lmao nazz every time

5 pages of a Madonna thread lol what a waste of space


@swipenet Do you know Mark Prindle's reviews?

That's a pretty serious review tho Nazza.
The criteria for pos/neg is "was this review well-written?" not "does this review give a clear description of what the album sounds like?", so if the thing qualifies as a review, which this definitely does, and it's well-written, it should get a pos.

True but we gotta pump these numbers up one way or another.

@Ripping Can't say I do, does he write/say this kinda stuff?

His website: markprindle.com


He doesn't update it anymore. This review reminded me of his ironic and somewhat childish writing style. Lots of fun with his reviews.

Lol I read some of his stuff on Obituary, pretty great. Thanks for the reference, I'll keep a tab on it.

He's like the anti-Christgau. Same short "capsule" reviews, but a lot more funny and stupid

^ Good post, tbh

Album Rating: 3.0

pospospos; Rebel Heart ft. pacemaker.



Album is a load of shit and review is accurate.

Aw yeah Mark Prindle was the shit, anyone know what he's been up to since he stopped updating his site?