Album Rating: 2.0

the usual rym review is too embarrassing to read honestly

Album Rating: 2.0

Bernard "Colonel" Sanders - We Shall Overachieve

Album Rating: 2.0

It's Everyone's Fault but Mine: A Thesis on How the Russians Hacked our Democracy

Album Rating: 2.0

Complimentary tiki torch with the purchase of every ticket

Ah, it's the 7 LP album I remember reading about. 3 hours you say? good review.

Honestly this seems like it would be a good album to play on Halloween night at a haunted house. Remind me next year.

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‘Remind me next year’

Yeah, one of those albums.

I’d have to listen to 10 seconds off each disc, that’s over a minute in total, that’s too much

Album Rating: 3.0

So this is actually pretty good wtf guys

Album Rating: 3.0

A thought did go into doing this review disc by disc but let's be honest, aside from a couple dozen of people who already like the stuff, who has the time for this?







@hue i already shelled out money for frozen niagara and cave depression years ago i think those will do instead



This is true and I'm glad you tried it from that angle. Hope you enjoyed Frozen Niagara Falls. One of my favourite albums I've picked up in the last couple of years. Thank you for being objective with me btw.

Album Rating: 3.0

If this isn't 3 hours long - and it's 3 separate albums I bet people would be bumping this as some really solid dark ambient/pe material

Album Rating: 2.0

Would bump to a 2.5

Album Rating: 2.0

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ A thesis by Isiah from rym...

"Hey man, listen. I haven't been feelin' too well lately. I don't think I can make it tonight."

"What's up? Got that bein' a pussy flu again?"

"Nah man, just a general displeasure for life. It's such a bummer. Why doesn't anythin' ever happen to me?

"Well ya can't just wait for things to happen to ya. Ya gotta go out and get'm. Take this new Prurient album I've been listening to for instance. It's more than three hours long."

"Fun."

"Right? So I started playin' it in my room with that new system I just got."

"You have a new stereo system? That's so cool man."

"I know. The people at Affinity Plus are fuckin' stupid. They gave me this huge loan with only like 40% interest."

"40%?"

"Yeah. So there's only a 40% chance they'll be interested in getting the $5,000 back. Great, huh?"

"Yeah man."

"Especially since I don't have a job. I mean, how could I? I gotta listen to this fuckin' album."

"Oh yeah, the album. How was it?"

"It was amazing man. I listened to the first track..."

"Yeah?"

"Yep, and then I listened to the next track and the next and the next. It was great."

"Nice sounds?"

"Its all about the builds and textures and aggression man. You wouldn't get it. You like all that traditional-sounding codswallop."

"Well there must be parts of the album that sound like something else, right?"

"Nope, its all new. Thats how you make good music. You throw out everything and just pump noise."

"For three hours?"

"Three hours and twenty minutes. But who's counting?"

Album Rating: 2.0

thoughts?



@bore

Album Rating: 2.0

"Dude I'm so much better than you for listening to 260 minutes of noise music! I even quit my job!"



how much did it make u feel?

Album Rating: 3.0

I loved that RYM review, hilarious.

I don't know how a 3-hour Prurient record that's only $20 or so if you want the actual discs equates to quitting your job...it's not that expensive or long and what you have to listen all at once?

How can you criticize an album because the LISTENERS are pretentious?

Taking the time to write out this whole hypothetical conversation and put it on the internet certainly shows how little it gets under your skin

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yeah my problem is that he already used that artwork on a live cassette back in 2005