Half Japanese Calling All Girls
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SandwichBubble
November 24th 2017


13796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

well you should, we meet in convention room b at the Marriott every Tuesday. Join the cult today!



page 2 and we've only discussed Half Japanese for two posts. good

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

my anarchist group meets every Tuesday behind the shipyard at precisely 11pm.. if you show up, you're out of the fucking club!

SandwichBubble
November 24th 2017


13796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I'd like to start a fall-oholics anonymous group, but the members keep leaving

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


"oh yea, theoretical girls, who could i forget!?"

Theoretical Girls don't count.

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sandwich, have you seen this by the way? MES cracked his hip or something.. recent live performance:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXECrDgDZEA



grotesquely beautiful, i say..

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


it's like watching the little deformed binoculars boy from Fury Road do concerts

SandwichBubble
November 24th 2017


13796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I don't want to say anything too harsh











but [2]

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

[3]



but i still can't stop looking at it.. he looks like a make-a-wish kid whose last wish was to play hitler in a small neon room..

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like what happens when Max fucks one of the Wild Things

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like the only thing that survived cosmic pressure and didn't shrink into a diamond, so he's a raisin instead

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

hahahahaha, nice! EDIT: the wild thing one was nice..



he looks like King Gizzard's Murder of the Universe: The Person

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like the the serial murderer of universes who sucks the energy out of lives of the said universes he murders, but he hasn't found a viable one in a long time and is now losing his powers, so he started a band to tell tales of his struggles, meanwhile draining lifeforce out of the attendees, which is what keeps him alive, for he doesn't have the power to suck out universes anymore, so simple mortals will have to do


did i get too conceptual?

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yes, that.. or........................





he looks like what Margaret Thatcher looks like right this moment..

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like the exact mathematical opposite of a jolly green giant

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like he's helping the band of Hobbits get the ring to Mordor: 40 years later

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

he looks like the little man who sits inside donald trump's head, turning the levers..

butcherboy
November 24th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

he looks like Octomom's ninth kid, the one she chose to abort..

Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like if you allowed pure-breeding humans

hal1ax
November 24th 2017


15775 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

niceeee finally a review for this



one of the all time best noise rawck



Papa Universe
November 24th 2017


22503 Comments


he looks like he's about to say to the church leader he is 7 years old and the church leader replies "Still young in his mind. haha. Oh lord, help this old man stand up!"



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