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Koris
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2017


21116 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Especially with those amazing lyrics on Must Be Nice:



"One step, two step, electric slide

Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind

Engine, engine, number nine

Mama’s gonna let you set the moon on fire

Jack be nimble, jack be quick

Jack wound up with a broken neck

Humpty Dumpty, do your thing

Daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring"



That's poetry, ladies and gentlemen

Shadowmire
June 20th 2017


6660 Comments


i remember cracking up listening to that

Kalopsia
June 20th 2017


3384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

http://38.media.tumblr.com/04686d63173e1c7c8a5b6f37c38fb740/tumblr_ms5hqqEPTq1sfdvrwo1_400.gif



me reading Nickleback lyrics

EphemeralEternity
June 20th 2017


4342 Comments


ngl i teared up when he got to the part about humpty dumpty. he's a modern Shakespeare by all accounts.

Toondude10
June 20th 2017


15184 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Corey Taylor's response



http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/corey-taylor-says-chad-kroeger-is-an-idiot-whos-got-a-face-like-a-foot/

Koris
Staff Reviewer
June 20th 2017


21116 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Lol, what a footface

ThisIsTheApocalypse
June 20th 2017


108 Comments


Chad Kroeger is such a cunt it's hilarious. Maybe one day when he stops thinking he's the greatest man on the planet he will realize that foot fungus contributes more to society than him.

Koris
Staff Reviewer
June 21st 2017


21116 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

" Fear Factory-esque vibe"



Sorry, I still can't get over that. No offense, but how does this sound remotely close to Fear Factory?

TVC15
June 21st 2017


11372 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

That rating distribution is so weird

JeetJeet
June 21st 2017


12160 Comments


Corey Taylor vs Chad Kroeger in a battle of who can sound more like a teenager when insulting each other.

ReadyForTheHouse
June 21st 2017


88 Comments


Coin for the Ferryman is pretty dull.

I don't mind Must Be Nice tho, quite fun - Humpty Dumpty do your thang!

Davil667
June 21st 2017


4046 Comments


"I can't think of another band that's as diverse as we are. I can't."

Lmfao, how can he really say that without bursting into laughter.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
June 21st 2017


18255 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

He's trolling. Can't believe the coverage it's been getting, who gives a fuck?

Davil667
June 21st 2017


4046 Comments


Yeah sure, but even if he's trolling... Professional acting skills for sure.

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
June 21st 2017


11971 Comments


"He's trolling. Can't believe the coverage it's been getting, who gives a fuck?"

This.

Also lol at Corey acting like this came outta nowhere, dude's talked shit about Nickleback in the past

bananatossing
June 21st 2017


2321 Comments


"Corey Taylor vs Chad Kroeger in a battle of who can sound more like a teenager when insulting each other"

Lmaoo [2]

the betrayal (act iii) and the t/t were tolerable, rest sounds like standard nickelback. won't bother with this again



DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
June 21st 2017


18255 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"Also lol at Corey acting like this came outta nowhere, dude's talked shit about Nickleback in the past"



Aye, didn't know that until this kicked off, but it's so juvenile. Both bands suck imo lol.

Shadowmire
June 21st 2017


6660 Comments


stone sour are a lot better for sure

Koris
Staff Reviewer
June 21st 2017


21116 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Come on, we all know Nickelback is the most diverse representation of the rock genre at large! Pfft, plebs...

Hep Kat
June 21st 2017


1231 Comments


i dont like football whats a nickelback



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