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Deathconscious
May 28th 2017


27343 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i think you guys misread what he said.



"I am deeply sorry for not being a fucking music major"

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 28th 2017


9929 Comments


Why do I misread everything

XfingTheSullen
May 30th 2017


5213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"Give up, tbh. If you still write like a middle schooler in your 20s, theres no helping you."



That's what my movie reviews look like, lol. Then again, movie fans are much, much bigger pricks than even the worst sputniker. It's enough that you write something like "the movie has funny jokes like a swastika of penises drawn on someone's throat", and you're already fucking subhuman to those pretentious fuckers

Flugmorph
May 30th 2017


33835 Comments


wait wat

XfingTheSullen
May 30th 2017


5213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Shit, I meant someone's forehead.Like, with a marker, when they're asleep. Funny everyday joke, and those "sophisticated" movie fans act like it's an insult to the art of cinema, lol



I'm talking about the movie Dirty Grandpa right now, which is the most hilarious comedy made in years IMO, but a lot of folks seem to think it's De Niro's fall from grace. Oh well

Flugmorph
May 30th 2017


33835 Comments


de niro fell from grace two decades ago

Deathconscious
May 30th 2017


27343 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

De Niro was in that movie? The fuck?

Flugmorph
May 30th 2017


33835 Comments


he is a dirty grandpa, bud

XfingTheSullen
May 30th 2017


5213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah, who else is supposed to be the titular character? :D



Surprisingly enough, I still consider this movie hilarious even though it had Zac Efron in it. But they took the piss outta him on numerous occasions so it's all good

Deathconscious
May 30th 2017


27343 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

oh nvm, i was thinking of that Johnny Knoxville movie.

SitruK6
May 31st 2017


1388 Comments


Had no idea people still listen to this band

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
May 31st 2017


11558 Comments

Album Rating: 3.2

they've gotten better since they dipped really hard

ckssr1
June 13th 2017


289 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

These guys couldn't write an interesting song to save their lives

XfingTheSullen
June 26th 2017


5213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I really like the song Final Form though. It's simple, but has something entrancing to it.



All in all, these guys are like a poor man's Aversions Crown with this album

aceylone777
September 27th 2017


5 Comments


Good lord...I might write my first review just so this can be taken off the main page. Painful to read.

DeadPoe
November 13th 2017


82 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Fun album. Better than Ascendants for sure which was also pretty fun. Oceano upping their game

DeadPoe
November 20th 2017


82 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

2 Oceano records in a row that i've enjoyed. Never thought i'd see the day.



Also their album artwork has been top notch for these past 2

Deathconscious
November 21st 2017


27343 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Band is dumb as shit, i find their first two to be fun in small doses though.

someguest
November 21st 2017


30126 Comments


It's the musical equivalent of food poisoning.

XfingTheSullen
November 21st 2017


5213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

worse than holes in socks amirite



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