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Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 13th 2017


9437 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Holy shit 15 pos's and no negs, looks like sput can take a joke after all.

ChaoticVortex
April 13th 2017


1588 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The recommended section had me in stiches. Pos'd

evilford
April 13th 2017


64201 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

yes very good

RLWFormula
April 13th 2017


287 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Insightful review





I have to disagree though

RLWFormula
April 13th 2017


287 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Lol barely Kompy

Davil667
April 13th 2017


4047 Comments


Haha, awesome job dude! That was really a really entertaining read, hard pos.

CompostCompote
April 13th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

All this acceptance and validation have undermined my subversion.

parksungjoon
April 13th 2017


47234 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King

1.5

ziroth
April 13th 2017


1260 Comments


This is hilarious, but you don't have to look hard for far worse song-titling offenders in metal.

Orb
April 13th 2017


9346 Comments


Finally a good negative review. These guys suck now

Essence
April 13th 2017


6692 Comments


This is like a diet guide to metalcore, that one review for Emmure's Felony album


nah they are similar but pretty different


Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 13th 2017


9437 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

In my head I hear these reviews in Eugene Mirman's voice and it's goddamn delightful

butcherboy
April 13th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Finally one sad dipstick came out of the woodwork to neg this..

CompostCompote
April 13th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

And I live again!

Orb
April 13th 2017


9346 Comments


Nice work compost... Churn that dirt

Artuma
April 14th 2017


32769 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

sorta funny because it's true

Kompys2000
Emeritus
April 14th 2017


9437 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Compost my dude you should review Year of the Black Rainbow by Coheed and Cambria, I listened to it yesterday and I'm still seething with rage. I need someone to mock it so my blood pressure can return to normal.



It's not exactly a sacred cow on Sput though so if you have something better already planned w/e

Aberf
April 14th 2017


3986 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Who negged this.



CompostCompote
April 14th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

They hurt my feelings, Aberf. Why? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?

teamster
April 15th 2017


6222 Comments


Get this man a staff tag ...



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