"Long and sexy, like a giraffe"
I too find that giraffes are long and sexy.

kink-shame free zone, hey

I don't even like the music you are reviewing but I am glued to your reviews. That sounds dumb...

Album Rating: 4.0

nah dude

Damn, this review is waaaaay funnier than I remember (had forgotten that I'd even read it tbh). I guess that's what 4 years does to a man. Bravo composte.

This is a fantastic review.