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ok then, snox, at the same time, we say how many times we've had sex. im warning you, im in the double digits.

I've had sex over seven hundred times. Yes, I've counted.

total number also means nothing
time is a continuum
we talking frequency ~ number of times over shortish time spans (let's say 3 months)

Damn, all seven hundred of mine were in the same week after I inherited 100k from a deceased grandfather. I haven't had sex since

damn, that's a lot of sex workers

Oh are we actually being serious? I have no clue I've never counted. Fuck having sex two times a day for seventeen years though. Pun intended.

"Got kind of weird at the end, wanted me to choke her while she had me wearing a scarf and a clown mask while inhaling heavy."

If that's as weird as it got after 17 years, I'd consider you lucky.

But I definitely think seeing a nympho for that long would get very tiring. I'm an old man, two times a week is my limit.

PULLING GUAP OUT YOUR BITCH TWAT, MAKING Ms

Glad she found her calling

Album Rating: 4.5

to cuck or not to cuck

Depends on your fetish

I'm not one to judge. As long as what people do doesn't hurt anyone, they're free to their fetishes.

I never understood flat earthers. I mean, it's a conspiracy without a cause. Even if the earth was flat, what would anyone gain from covering it up? A conspiracy needs to have a purpose.

They're making the frogs gay

Album Rating: 4.5

mm, cover me in chemtrails, mr. trump.

All my crazy ex did was threaten suicide, cheat on me ten times and fake pregnancy five times.

I think she's addicted to meth now and engaged to a guy fifteen years older than her.

Album Rating: 4.5

where the fuck is scoob when you need him.

They always seem so normal before they go insane.

I hope my ex gets a lot better and works on self-improvement.

I only dated one crazy, the rest have all been relatively "normal" (whatever that means).