this is why we have this :[

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Irritated at IHOP please send help

I am panicking profusely at Popeye's

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Whining at the Waffle House

Furiously Fucking Frustrated at Friendly's

Hey this review was good by the way js

continue w/ your restaurant puns

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

guys she's so cute tho very nice girl although i may go to a party tonight with these twin girls that like sigur ros idk

Album Rating: 3.0

violated at village inn

this album is cool and the singer is a cutie

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Cornered by the Chick-fil-a



thank you judy i'll do the ep after you jam some choirs of the eye

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Masturbating in the McDonald's Bathroom







[truly a horrifying experience]

Masturbating the McDonald's kitchen

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Who could say no to those blinking eyes, Jac?

i knew someone who liked sigur ros, he was the same person who bought hentai

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Jumping Judio at the Jack-in-the-Box



jesus christ bm that will never get old

banging bm at the burger king

"Jumping Judio at the Jack-in-the-Box"

Woah, ok now these are getting a little too real for my liking

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Orally Fixated on a Potato at the Port-a-Potty

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

the time for healing has come, jac

yak you best get in on that

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

If he doesn't, this paragraph will be worth nothing

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

please stop