Album Rating: 3.5

'Half the girls look like George Dawes and the other half...biblical' perfect

Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.

As is suedehead
"Having to work for a living what's that got to do with anything, I'm a beautiful miracle reduced to and argued over by a couple of thick bastards who claim every benefit under the sun. Stink like death, yeah fuckin go and do one!!!!"

I hereby hand in me resignation from social services. J Williamson made me do it.

Album Rating: 3.5

'The Mekon' is as close to perfect as you can get, even 'High Noon' sounds like a world beater in the sunshine

Everything they do is gold.
That prodigy tune Ibiza


"Bleached hair, wanky mates just flown in on the lear.
Private jet personal flyer all Danny all fucking dire (:D)
Straights at eight quid a packet
Fuck that I'm on the baccy mate!!!"

Senfuckingsational

Respec, I'm giving mad props to the Mods for keepin' true hop hop alive, brrrrap

Tarnished. lol.

Album Rating: 3.5

What happened to her? Then again I guess that single was worse than you could even have predicted in your worst nightmares, it didn't even chart :D

Brian Eno
what the fuck does he know?

it's all bollocks

I ain't a showboat, but you are
and I'll die laughing my tits off in your face

why d'y'all sound the same?

I'D RATHER DIE IN THE GUTTER, DARLIN' - FORGET ABOUT IT!

All time classic

shame none of the stuff prior to this has received much attention

All DIY stuff and not the Sleaford mods that people know but fuck me I can stick anything on from them first few albums and the magic is well and truly there.
Have times changed that much in the last 15 years that the mekon doesn’t hit as hard as it did?

Has it fuck.

'cus this is what it's like on the shop floor
when ya don't believe in nothin' and you've got fuck all