Album Rating: 1.0

If I'm into laughs I'll go with Nikki FM from thier first record

Hawthorne Heights is garbage, yes I've heard this album in full and half of their last, and It sucks balls.

I can't stress how generic these people are, they suck.

I'm going to go listen to some Nile, virgin raping blast beats is where it's at.

Oh and PTSS, you have no idea what emo is.

What a lame review.

"Hawthorne Heights is acutally a great band with potential."

Oh, I didn't know that, I'll just totally change my opinion. Thanks for providing me with that fact.

Album Rating: 3.5

i have to say screw all you guys.

Album Rating: 1.0

Had I been in town when this review firsat came onto the site, my comment would be: Prepare to die (As in be flamed to death). But, it appears you already have, so I spare you my thoughts on this horrid piece of trash and a somewhat lackluster review.

Album Rating: 1.0

At certain moments I feel that continuing to bash this band has run it's course, that we've all exhausted every form of insult towards this band, but I would hate to think that someone would come to this site and gain the false impression that this band isn't the steaming carcass that it so obviously is, and I now thank each and everyone of you for making this thread exactly what it should be.



Cheers.

Album Rating: 1.0

Glad to help, it's worth every penny I don't receive.

Album Rating: 2.5

Guys, can we all be a little more mature?

Album Rating: 1.0

The best things in life really do come for free.



The reason this is all so immature is that everyone who hates the band knows that everyone who likes the band ( for whatever misguided reason) won't listen to a word of legitimate criticism.



It's almost depressing in a lot of ways...

Album Rating: 2.5

You can't honestly say that, I'm sure there are some people that like this band are still mature enough to hear criticism.

Album Rating: 1.0

I'm sure there are ( I really really hope there are), I was just making reference to most of the HH fans on this thread.

Album Rating: 1.0

Kripes, haven't seen you round in ages, brother. And we could all be more mature, but this is a guilty pleasure of sorts. You know it's wrong and yer making an ass out of yourself, but it's so much fun to bash HH. Sorry.

Album Rating: 2.5

Saying sorry won't help things mister! :mad: :p

The only reason you haven't seen me is because you haven't been on! Teh check my new review. ;)

I love that people keep reviewing this album and that Panic! At The Disco album. Gives me something to look forward to laughing at whenever I log on.

Album Rating: 3.5

what do you mean "people keep reviewing this album"? there are only two reviews for it.

Two too many.
And there's about seven hundred Panic! At The Disco reviews floating around.
Nice effort, but I think this is a horrible album by a horrible band. The music is bland enough, and JT's voice is annoying enough, but the real low point for me is his utterly terrible lyrics.
And would they please take advantage of having three guitarists and do something INTERESTING?
Still, it's only my opinion, and I'm not knocking you for liking them. It's not like you're a Nickleback fan or anything.

I have so many questions about this band.

Do the other two guitarists actually plug their instruments in? Or are they just dudes who hang out with the band and the real band members haven't mustered up the courage to tell them to get lost?

Does the screamer put a wire bottle brush down his throat to get that tone?

Did they steal all their lyrics from the bassist's 6-year-old Nirvana-fan nephew?

Are they considered actual musicians, or are the just, you know... guys who happen to own musical instruments?This Message Edited On 04.15.06

Album Rating: 1.0

They're holograms made to be the perfect band for unintelligible preteens, or maybe cleverly disguised howler monkeys.

They're alien creatures studying our society from within to detrmine our potential for conquest. This explains their extraordinarily bad grasp of the english language.
Now where's Iluvatar? I'm here, Steerpike is here, and Ubik is here, but no HH bashing session is complete without Iluvatar...