Borned hung.
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ching chong
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Best summary I've ever seen
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Then a month later, Emmure’s Eternal Enemies came out and made “eternal enemies” with anyone expecting to hear good music.
This makes absolutely no sense. Read it out loud. Also, you need to italicize your album titles.
Good review otherwise. This sounds like a pile of shit.
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Album Rating: 1.5
If a band describes their music as "down tempo hate" they are probably asking for attention. Also, "doomwave". What the fuck?
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this is so terrible wow
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heard the first ten seconds of this and i knew this is shit
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Album Rating: 1.5
I mean at least doom and sludge metal progresses.
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Album Rating: 3.5
*whistling*
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just browsing the internet for music. Aren't
Animals as Leaders and Death so elite?
Hm?
Oh!
What have we here? A new deathcore release?
Let's give it a spin. I'm expecting big things from this!
*click*
WHAT IS THIS
WHY ARE THERE BREAKDOWNS
WHY ARE THE VOCALS LIKE THAT
WHY IS THIS SO DOWN-TEMPO
WHERE IS THE TECHNICALITY
WHERE ARE THE PROGRESSIVE AND COMPLEX RIFFS
WHERE IS THE INTERESTING AND SCINTILLATING LYRICAL CONTENT
1.0 AWFUL WORST BAND EVER COMPLETE SHIT
-this review
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Album Rating: 3.5
"I mean at least doom and sludge metal progresses. "
10/10 funniest thing I've read in 2014
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Album Rating: 1.5
Haha I try.
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Album Rating: 1.5
I actually enjoyed Falsifier. It was raw, sludgey, crushing and had atmosphere. This is just fucking terrible by comparison.
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Album Rating: 1.0
betray that has to be the worst post ive seen in a while
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Album Rating: 3.5
insurrection that has to be the worst review ive seen in a while
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Album Rating: 2.0
Holy shit! This sound awful! I must jam.
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Album Rating: 1.0
i see you enjoyed it :]
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Why the fuck did I subject myself to this??? Fuck...
This album chugs... BUCKETS OF CUM
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Album Rating: 3.5
"more breakdowns, more pig squeals, more distortion, and more heaviness all around"
favorite line of this review
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nothing like some written excrement to describe aural excrement
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Album Rating: 1.5
where is the neg button
pls how do i neg
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