Album Rating: 1.5

"Sounds like a case of loving yourself a little there!"

Better that than loving the sheep. Oh Dev, you had to know that retort was coming.



"lyrics of bring a gun to school are hilarious"

And they're the 4th worst/most hilarious.



"They just don't get it do they?"

Who knows? They have their target audience & make money, so maybe they're happy with that.

Oh Dev, you had to know that retort was coming.

Wow, I am completely shocked that this release isn't up to their usual high standards.

I was expecting more from a band that has released so many masterpieces

Album Rating: 1.5

"Think about that the next time the gravy is running down your chin"

Haha. As long as the gravy doesn't look like mayo.



You'd think it safe to go with the "high standards" & "masterpiece" sarcasm with Emmure, because you'd reckon that no-one would believe you. But over their career, I have seen quite a few positive reviews. Sure, they've been from some so-so sources, but positive nonetheless.

I've never listened to a single note by this band and I don't plan on changing that.

Great review Davey.

Album Rating: 1.5

Thanks Wizard. And I couldn't even find any songs from this album on SoundCloud to make it tough for you to avoid hearing that single note. It's like your blessed.

Album Rating: 1.5

Only 5... I'm certain there will be more to come once some other writers delve deeper into the album's complexities.

'A 1.6 or 1.7 if I had those rating options. '

I thought all staff could rate with increments

i didnt like what i heard from this

Album Rating: 1.5

is that a new Lantlôs release you're digging Tyr?? o.O

Album Rating: 2.0

"What's the track were Frankie does his Jonathan Davis impersonation from that update video?"



The.. third *teeth breathing* track... N.I.A. (News in Arizona)



*cries*

Album Rating: 1.5

"I thought all staff could rate with increments"

Not under a rating of 2.0 for whatever reason.

'is that a new Lantlôs release you're digging Tyr?? o.O'

ya

it didn't leak yet dw

Album Rating: 1.5

will defo keep a lookout for it.

character building, Davey Boy. You done the mental equivalent of chopping down six trees with a bottle of jack and the side of your hand.

best review ive read in quite awhile

Album Rating: 1.5

Thanks guys. And I wouldn't have spilled a single drop of the bottle of Jack either.

Album Rating: 1.0

For the love of god someone make this band stop.

Thanks Wizard. And I couldn't even find any songs from this album on SoundCloud to make it tough for you to avoid hearing that single note. It's like your blessed.

You're references to Limp Bizkit lyrics made me feel like I'm 14 again hahahaha.