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DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

"if this is worse than the last album then I must say this is quite the feat"

I think it's better, but that depends on your handling of the overt synthesizers.



"why do you choose to review these albums?"

I dunno. It gets a bit boring - and you get a bit rusty - writing about only good stuff. Plus, I reviewed 2 average I See Stars LPs, and the one I give a miss was actaully quite good.



"they just released a full length 7 months ago. christ"

There's no need to call me Christ, and that last album was mid 2012, so not 7 months ago.



Azn.
February 10th 2014


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

im honestly fine with tons of synthesizers, it's the part where they try too hard to also have a

hardcore edge that annoys me



I remember that "Geeving" from their first album was pretty good, sans the really horrible harsh

vocals

anarchistfish
February 10th 2014


30329 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

overt synthesizers


sweet

Trebor.
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


59859 Comments


Sorry You're Not a Winner is such a good song

bloc
February 10th 2014


70150 Comments


Geeving is fun, I'll check this

anarchistfish
February 10th 2014


30329 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yes bloc

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Geeving is awful, is at the same level of the first attack attack LP

Azn.
February 10th 2014


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

and that album really wasn't all that bad

Trebor.
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


59859 Comments


The first Attack Attack album is not that bad

Geeving is a hard 1

Skoop
February 10th 2014


2201 Comments


Attack Attack always sucked

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Attack Attack is a 1, that LP is filled with cheesy and bad executed synths, besides those crabcore twats made some of the worst breakdowns ever, lyrics are lame. They are like a cancer for metalcore my dear pitchfork tool. See why that album is a 1

Azn.
February 10th 2014


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

you listen to power metal



what the christ why do you think you're allowed to use the word "cheesy" to attack anything

ILJ
February 10th 2014


6942 Comments


"19 months ago"

yeah wow i fucked up. what a major lapse there. felt like a much shorter time ago for some reason.

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Not all power metal is chesse ( theocracy, Cirith Ungol and angra are not chessy at all), and 90 5 the
chessy side is finely cut cheese, like a gouda or roquefort cheese made with the highest standards of
quality. Besides, the elements considered chessy by some clueless lads like the keyboards of alex
strapolli or jens johansson or the solos are well composed, showing exceptional musical skills, even
bands like nevermore have recognized that power metal have good elements and have taken those things
to create kickass works. Attack attack is bad, putrid and rancid chesse, creating this generic and
awful chesse doesn't involve talent, those beats are stolen from a lot of 80'new wave and pop, and
those lyrics are childish, whiny and lame. Well, Why am I wasting my time with scum like asian ? scene
fans are too stupid to understand power metal, keep jamming crap like memphis may fire

Azn.
February 10th 2014


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

lol. please continue it's funny

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


There's nothing more to say, you only have came with lame comments saying - oh, power metal sucks-
without giving a well constructed reason. I'm sure you have only heard through the fire and flames of
dragonforce in guitar hero and you think that this all power metal is like that. Also, the stuff
that I said of attack attack is true, the ratings here, in rym and other webiste speak for themselves,
band is bad chesse.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
February 10th 2014


22500 Comments

Album Rating: 2.4

"im honestly fine with tons of synthesizers, it's the part where they try too hard to also have a hardcore edge that annoys me"

I totally agree. If only Angelo could find an instrument to play, I think these guys would tone that aspect down & be all the better for it.



I knew this would bring bloccy & fishy together. "bloccy & fishy"; sounds like a kids show.



I'll be honest; I've still yet to hear an album by Attack Attack!, so I won't comment on them.



As for power-metal, I can take - and really like - it to a point. But it can get tiresome. Hair metal isn't in any way cheesy though. :-)





VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Don't waste your time davey, there are better things to do than hearing something made by attack
attack. Studying what you choosed, learning a new language, making some art, playing a video game,
hanging out with your friends. You understand, I wasted valuable minutes hearing that crap. Respect to
the power metal, I not that is not the cup of tea of everyone but most of the critics are funny,
stupid and usually came from people who haven't heard enough power metal and the things that they have
heard are usually stuff like dragonforce or freedom call which are among the worst.

TheGreatQ
February 10th 2014


3003 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Just downloaded this. Listening now

VermTheImpaler
February 10th 2014


1359 Comments


Dude, I admire you Q. I hope you can resist until the end. I have to stop that at the middle



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