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wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

If anything I was the one who was attacked. Symbolic called me a fag and you guys overlook that because he pathetically adores Converge as much as you do. Go back and read through the thread and find one statement where I used profanity or attacked someone personally. I'll save you the trouble...you wont find it.

Lambda
December 18th 2013


2654 Comments


"And if a user
truly does like this then they dont know what real music is because it's certainly not Converge"

Glad to know that you're the authority on what 'real music' is.

conesmoke
December 18th 2013


7875 Comments


you called me a sheep. I am no such thing. here's a profanity, eat shit.

Azn.
December 18th 2013


5632 Comments


"and who decides what qualifies as an intelligently developed opinion"

um anyone who has enough smarticles to recognize plausible supporting claims to an opinion

the guy calls the album amazing but goes on end to bash the vocals and gives it a 2.5 , along with providing some of the most logically fallacious arguments on the planet

JustinKing
December 18th 2013


1438 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@wil You flat-out called me a liar for enjoying this album almost immediately, while I was saying you're entitled to an opinion. I don't agree with SIM calling you a fag, and I didn't back him. I expressed my opinion in a civil manner while taking neither side.

wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Glad to know that you're the authority on what 'real music' is."





I'm no authority of real music but have enough sense to decipher the quality of Pink Floyd and Converge. Its like comparing amazing sex to sticking your face directly into a clogged toilet at a sporting event.

Azn.
December 18th 2013


5632 Comments


why the fuck are you comparing floyd and converge

are you retarded too

conesmoke
December 18th 2013


7875 Comments


"like sticking your face directly into a clogged toilet at a sporting event"

no, that's this review

Pestiferouss
December 18th 2013


269 Comments


dude are fucking insane you can have sex anytime but how often are you presented with the opportunity to just unclog a dirty toilet with your face??

Pestiferouss
December 18th 2013


269 Comments


but floyd sucks just as much as this, ya dig?

Azn.
December 18th 2013


5632 Comments


oh yeah totally let's compare two radically different bands who choose to convey radically different
themes using radically different sonic palettes

I mean you can obviously prefer one or the other (that's called an opinion)

but you seriously must be fucking retarded

conesmoke
December 18th 2013


7875 Comments


agreed.

wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"dude are fucking insane you can have sex anytime but how often are you presented with the opportunity to just unclog a dirty toilet with your face??"



One of the most poorly worded comments I've ever read on this site. You obviously are as poorly educated as that Asian guy who doesnt understand the difference between literal and metaphoric. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

SIMBOLIC
December 18th 2013


6731 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ii honestly dont like converge that much i called you a fag because you're statements and actions show you to be a shit cunt and no other reason

SIMBOLIC
December 18th 2013


6731 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

like calling someone a dumb sheep wannabe elitist for saying an album takes a few listens to appreciate, for instance

wil311
December 18th 2013


66 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"but you seriously must be fucking retarded"





I bet I go further in life than you do.

conesmoke
December 18th 2013


7875 Comments


and what... exactly... does that even mean?

Drubbi
December 18th 2013


298 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

People on this site are the reason why I stopped writing reviews for the music I currently loved and

forced myself to 'get into' music that I didn't prefer.



Like seriously, only one or two of you have given me constructive criticism with the review. Many of

you have just immediately hated on not only the review, but me as a person. It makes me feel

disheartened and want to stop writing.



I love this site.

CheesewireismReturns
December 18th 2013


11 Comments


One of the most poorly worded comments I've ever read on this site

i dont see at all how that was poorly-worded lol you're such a dick sucker queef knarker on bookworm joey's fart sac i cant even anymore bye good!!!

Azn.
December 18th 2013


5632 Comments


"I bet I go further in life than you do."

what does that have to do with your fatal levels of retardation



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