Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail
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Insurrection
November 17th 2013


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

skele u cray

GnarlyShillelagh
November 17th 2013


6385 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

had a dream last night that you got ghost promoted overnight to contributor



honestly have no idea why i had a dream about you bc i rarely ever have interactions with you but yeah it's weird was coming here to welcome you to the family sorry it was just a dream =/



two months tho! apply in two months or whenever promotions come around

Insurrection
November 17th 2013


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol thats so random and hilarious. i think i had one sputnik related dream but for the life of me i cant remember what happened.. im pretty sure pit was in it, and potsy. idk i have a lot of messed up dreams

GnarlyShillelagh
November 17th 2013


6385 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Haha yeah weirdly enough the night before I also had a Sputnik dream idk what's going on lol



Good review though I absolutely agree with everything you said about jay in that final paragraph he's just so lazy now since he doesn't have to do anything and people will still eat it up. He's just gotten too lazy. Also idk what his obsession with hating on mc hammer is about lol

Tyrannic
November 17th 2013


3296 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i had a sputnik dream once where dev complimented my review



then i woke up and i was covered in spider webs.



why

anarchistfish
November 17th 2013


30328 Comments


I had a sputnik dream about dev complementing me and woke up with sticky boxers

Tyrannic
November 18th 2013


3296 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

woah same joke urs is just more blue



i think its the french thing ur french right fish?

anarchistfish
November 18th 2013


30328 Comments


spider webs are scary this wasn't a scary feeling

just a warm fuzzy one

Tyrannic
November 18th 2013


3296 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

:3

anarchistfish
November 18th 2013


30328 Comments


but yeah i'm technically french

Insurrection
November 19th 2013


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

jay-z is like the only guy whos albums praise comes solely from the production jobs. his rapping on reasonable debut was good but really the beats and guest appearances (dont even know any except biggie but hes biggie so he counts for everyone) are what made it amazing



its weird cause i can listen to him talk for hours about his music/success/kanye whatever cause hes very well spoken and smart, but i listen to his rapping on this for one verse and i wanna punch him in the face

Recspecs
November 21st 2013


9911 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

What the hell do you know about rap

Insurrection
November 21st 2013


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

he lives!

Recspecs
November 21st 2013


9911 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I come back to the site for 15 minutes and you have the balls to write a rap review

Tyrannic
November 21st 2013


3296 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i come back to the site for fifteen years and you have the balls



the balls



da bawwwllls



the bowl? of cereal? hungreeeyyyy

XingKing
November 21st 2013


16152 Comments


Feet kittie catnip. Good kittie

Recspecs
November 21st 2013


9911 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

This gets a 3 solely for #FuckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt

Tyrannic
November 21st 2013


3296 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Feet ew man



U cant FUCK SHOES FUCK TEACHERS FUCK FOOD

XingKing
November 21st 2013


16152 Comments


Aw, I meant feed kittie catnip. FUCK

She's either that Victoria Justice girl or that chick from Vampire Diaries. Either way, both are at least 20

Tyrannic
November 21st 2013


3296 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

If they're both 20 how do we drink beers and smash the bottles



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