good pop

Absolute slag

madonna is GOAT

old goat

madonna and her beef curtains

Absolute mess, hammered to fuck. Piss flaps like a mashed pasty.

mouldy salmon

Would ya?

old goat

lmao

back then maybe, now not so much

wouldn't want to break her hip or anything

https://twitter.com/madonna/status/819667733927391233?lang=en

Gorgeous on the album cover. I like to think that's the face she makes when I tell her "Them shirts ain't gonna iron themselves love"

"while you're at it the front room could do with a hoovering"


gets them every time

Album Rating: 3.5

Tuna bro do you know why women's feet are smaller than men's?

because over the years they have naturally adapted to be better for wearing heels?

Album Rating: 3.5

so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink dude

How did doctors come up with the term PMS?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken.


I'm here all week folks

Titan bro. Would ya?

Album Rating: 3.5

of course man