i generally assume the staff are college kids and then they graduate and get jobs/lives and become emeritus.

and then if you're iluv you reach retirement age and come back to write for sputnik until you slowly lose your mind to dementia.

Omaha is 18 cuz his name is Omaha94

trebor is 19 or 20 cuz he was 17 in 2010

I am 20, and I was 17 when I joined, but that's not why my name has 17 in it

yeah it is dude

Nah, it's my gamertag that I made in 10th grade or whatever, I just picked 17 for whatever reason

Least interesting story ever agreed

Album Rating: 4.5

i'm 25 is that surprising bitches

Album Rating: 3.5

i think cam was staffed while he was in high school

This randomly keeps popping up in my daily mix for Spotify and every song I’ve heard has been really enjoyable

years later, rob is still wrong