Album Rating: 3.5
Maynard needs to stop being a jerk-off and get to work.
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Album Rating: 2.9
Maynard's attitude sucks
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Album Rating: 3.5
Let's see how many Tool puns I can fit in here:
Maynard is a jerk-off, a complete hooker with a penis who should pushit into the bottom of a pot and crawl away. His intensions may be good, but he is full of intolerance, that vicarious ass. His third eye blinds him, like Jimmy and his stinkfist. He has the grudge with the patient in a mental hospital, which gives him a reflection about his angry disposition. It'll be 10000 days before he works, or maybe viginti tres years. His mantra is all ticks and leeches - when he dies in 46 and 2 years, his eulogy will be that he NEVER RELEASED A FIFTH TOOL ALBUM.
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Album Rating: 2.9
"His intensions may be good, but he is full of intolerance, that vicarious ass."
I fucking lol'd at this
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Album Rating: 4.0
"Let's see how many Tool puns I can fit in here:
Maynard is a jerk-off, a complete hooker with a penis who should pushit into the bottom of a pot and crawl away. His intensions may be good, but he is full of intolerance, that vicarious ass. His third eye blinds him, like Jimmy and his stinkfist. He has the grudge with the patient in a mental hospital, which gives him a reflection about his angry disposition. It'll be 10000 days before he works, or maybe viginti tres years. His mantra is all ticks and leeches - when he dies in 46 and 2 years, his eulogy will be that he NEVER RELEASED A FIFTH TOOL ALBUM."
I count 22 puns. Nicely played, sir, well done
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Album Rating: 4.5
Man Sputnik dropped the ball hard. I've read several sources about deftones working on their new album this year
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Album Rating: 4.0
april fools
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Album Rating: 4.0
hard
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u got us
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Album Rating: 4.5
Search google morons
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Album Rating: 4.5
Metal hammer, rolling stone etc
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Album Rating: 4.0
Eros being released late September.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Not Eros
"... Begun working
On Upcoming eighth album"
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i thought chino said they were gonna work on stuff like back in feb or something
during an interview for ††† he said that deftones are gonna be doing shit mid-late this year i believe
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Album Rating: 4.0
No, I'm saying that Eros has been confirmed to be released.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Straight from the chino
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Album Rating: 4.5
Romantic Dreams
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Album Rating: 4.5
So if you knew tempest why did you call it April fools
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idk
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Album Rating: 4.5
K
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