Album Rating: 2.0

Didn’t get an answer, I got a word salad of nonsense.



You can do this for anything



“Mary had a little lamb”



Oh you don’t get the complexity of these bars! Mary is an allegory for Jesus’s mom. It represents the virgin birth and is a metaphor against premarital sexual. Lamb and Little both start with L, which is a metaphor for how black America is losing the fight against systemic racism!



Fucking clowns lol

Album Rating: 2.0

Brooooo you don’t get it, Living in the margins is like a metaphor man! He’s like, writing in the margins and also living in the margins! HOLY FUCK THATS SO DEEP. GENIUS. STUNNING WORDPLAY. GREATEST BARS OF ALL TIME 5/5 CLASSIC!



Fucking clowns lol

-Torts

@Torts
Goddamn, you’re dumb lmao

I don’t even care if you’re trolling or not, your pretentious attitude is funny for how fucking stupid you come across

And with how you put words in other people’s mouths and then respond to THAT? It’s some crackbaby shit

Album Rating: 2.0

Lol yeah I’m the pretentious one.



Says the little dumbass kids who think this overproduced pop album with elementary school lyrics is the greatest album of all time.

Album Rating: 4.5

whenever a really bad user rejoins this site with their horr-awful takes i'm inclined to believe that it's in light of getting fired for doing the same dumb shit at the water cooler

Album Rating: 2.0

I used to be a teacher.



There was this one little black kid who sucked at dancing but he would always win the talent shows, basically because people felt bad for him and were trying to demonstrate they were not “racists” by voting for him.



Get the same vibes from people giving this a 5. They don’t actually think this is a classic, they’ve just lowered their bar because the bigotry of low expectations has forced them to regard hip hop as an inferior genre — one where even an album with elementary, childish, mundane lyrics can be considered a “classic” just so long as it has enough poppy beats and production to keep their attention. 99% of people who have this as a 5 “don’t really listen to hip hop much, but liked this!” etc



Do as you please. To each their own. I got better shit to do than argue about trash pop music with SJW metal fans. I’ll stop commenting here once you fools show enough self restraint to stop mentioning me

Yeah, you are pretentious.

Also, there you go, putting words in my mouth when i haven’t commented shit about this album or its lyrics. But, hey, you called Tyman’s comment word salad, despite it being coherent, so maybe you just say shit and act like you know what you’re talking about.

Though, shit, you posted BubbaSparxxx lyrics that don’t feel any better than what’s here and are basic as fuck, so i guess you just see what you want to see

Album Rating: 2.0

Every time I write these words they become a tabooz Making sure my punctuation curve, every letter here's true. Living my life in the margin and that metaphor was proof. I'm talking poetic justice, poetic justice"



Nothing could atone for the pain you've endured. The blood you shed is still stainin your velour. You took your wealth and knowledge and gave it to the poor. Only to discover that your savior's manure. Accepted me as kin, put before your younger brother. They put a lot on us hardly knowin one another. I honestly can say that over time I've come to love you. Now we are brothers and together no one can touch us. It haunts me with regret I never met your baby girl. She's an angel on your shoulder helpin us to save the world



You can’t recognize the superiority in the second set of bars because you have an even lower IQ than Kendrick. Kendrick’s bars mean nothing. You cannot tell me how they are important in any way, all you can do is ramble about how genius he is for referring to a comma as “curved punctuation.”



lol fucking CLOWN LOOOOL

Album Rating: 2.0

> his typical storytelling is somewhat contrary to popular mainstream where he addresses the inner city problems in a rather abrasive manner



Still love the fact that people are pretending this isn’t a meaningless sentence.



Kendrick’s story telling is different? What? How? And how does that make anything taboo? And how does that matter or relate to the cheesy love song he’s writing?



“Rather abrasive?” Have you never listened to hip hop in your entire life? You’re literally just making gibberish up as you go to try to add meaning to patently meaningless shitty lyrics.

-Torts

Quote ONCE where i said anything positive about Kendrick’s lyrics. You can’t. Though, i can say you’re easily impressed about Sparxxx, so go off then.

If you have to pretend like i said something to give the response you want to give, you just look delusional. You can hide behind lols, it doesn’t make you look any better

“ You’re literally just making gibberish”

Also lmao at this lack of self-awareness

Album Rating: 2.0

Then you jumped into an argument where you’re not even taking a side because you’re triggered?





How is that any better?



I never said Bubba’s verse was the greatest thing since sliced bread. It’s just funny how I can pick any song from the last album I reviewed and it blows the pretentious shit lyrics on this album out of the water.



Keep my name out your mouth and we won’t have a problem you little punk.

Album Rating: 2.0

I said you’re making gibberish up, not “making gibberish”



They really need a mute button for this site, petty perpetually-butthurt users like you are a waste of space.

Album Rating: 2.0

Agreed

“Then you jumped into an argument where you’re not even taking a side because you’re triggered?”

Not even! I jumped in because i think you’re stupid and come across as so butthurt, so i decided to poke fun at you lmao

So come on then, bitch!

gettin CONJUGAL at the BARBECUE —real rap

Album Rating: 2.0

Stop talking about me.



I’m a good kid, this is a bad CD

Album Rating: 2.0

Imagine throwing shade at bars from the Wu Tang Clan, arguably the greatest lyrical hip hop group of all time, and thinking you are doing anything but humiliating yourself — especially when you’re a pop fan and your top hip hop ratings are Drake, Lil Wayne, and Frank Ocean LOOOOL



When’s your next NSync review coming out, Robert? Does your boyfriend need to spell check it for you first?