Burzum Umskiptar
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Tyrael
June 1st 2012


21108 Comments


What do you mean by new, his prison and post-prison albums or...?

'Yeah, true. He took a very "bold" approach at parts that was rather offensive at times.'

People are always looking for scapegoats when things are going badly...
In Flanders we have a very popular nationalist party that spends most of its time blaming Wallonia for everything lol. (they get more than 30% of the votes though)

Wolfhorde
June 1st 2012


15387 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Anything after Filosofem.



"People are always looking for scapegoats when things are going badly...

In Flanders we have a very popular nationalist party that spends most of its time blaming Wallonia for everything lol. (they get more than 30% of the votes though)"

Well, it's an easy solution and it appeals to a lot of people so it's not really surprising they get a lot of votes. Do you know how many more votes the "Green" (eco) party here got when shit with Fukushima went down and they were the first ones to cry Wolf about nuclear energy? Forget about it. We even have two conflicting deals about the future of Germany's nuclear power now. (no shit)

Skrapyard
June 1st 2012


595 Comments


"What is magical about Minor Barre chords played through a fucking Peavey Backstage, while hollering and whinnying?!~

No Burzum even comes close to De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, as an example.
Not even in the same universe.
Burzumheads are some of the nuttiest most delusional fucksticks out there."

Obviously a troll. DMDS is loaded with bar chords too.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
June 1st 2012


16303 Comments


Yeah. But DMDS is still as good or better than HLTO.

Tyrael
June 1st 2012


21108 Comments


Okay angel now you've gone too far

Graveyard
June 1st 2012


6373 Comments


This is really growing on me, like I said in the comments earlier

But I bet you half of the people who heard this on this site thought it was crap based upon one listen.

AlexLifeson
June 1st 2012


213 Comments


nope listened twice it sucks

fuckthatnoise
June 1st 2012


1479 Comments


lol typical metalhead

Wolfhorde
June 1st 2012


15387 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Idk, not a metalhead and this still sucks.

fuckthatnoise
June 1st 2012


1479 Comments


"lol typical metalhead"

are you gay? this album is like varg's attempt at van morrison folk shit


actually it's not but that concept sounds promising as fvck i really hope that's what he has planned next

glezz
June 2nd 2012


235 Comments


Okay, to wrap up:

-this album is horrible
-All Burzum is hilariously awful unless you are a metal and leet and think incompetent screechy nonsense is true Black Metal
-Varg is still a murderer and a creep.
-Burzum-heads are the among the stupidest metal fans out there, even dumber than Darkthrone fanfools.

Wolfhorde
June 2nd 2012


15387 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"you are a metal"

"and leet"

"Burzum-heads"

"fanfools."

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

glezz
June 2nd 2012


235 Comments


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

glezz
June 2nd 2012


235 Comments


There is one typo and the rest is editorial splendor, motherfucker.

linguist2011
June 12th 2012


2656 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Well I don't think 'Umskiptar' is quite as bad as some people are making out, but at the same time I can understand why it is regarded as one of Burzum's worst ever albums. The vocals are utterly horrendous. Most of the time it's basically Varg reading Icelandic poetry in such a monotonous manner, and when he tries to go harsher with his vocals, he sounds as if he needs cough medicine. Even when he tries singing cleanly, it still has no effect whatsoever. There's the guitars too-and even if they have some attempt at recreating the sound found on Burzum's first few albums-they still don't manage to create the atmosphere or effect found there. That said, I found the first half of the album to be so much better than the second half-in fact, I would have liked it more had the albuum stopped at 'Valdalgr (Song of the Fallen)'. What an utter disappointment for a man who said this was to be a 'Return to his roots'.

glezz
July 7th 2012


235 Comments


Just checking in...yup Burzum is still crap.

That murdering bastard must have a good laugh every day.

TenSecondsToThink
July 18th 2012


1889 Comments


When artists write such shit I always wonder, if the talent they had years ago wasn't just illusion.

jamai36
November 18th 2012


4 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I don't know if a 2.0 was right. I think this album was a bit in "over your head" and "not your style" territory. It's not a masterpiece by any means, but I thought the album did have a certain ambience and vibe to it that I really enjoyed.

Funeralopolis
November 23rd 2012


14586 Comments


http://i.imgur.com/cK8pR.jpg

darkthrone1
December 8th 2012


387 Comments


i liked this better than Fallen



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