Maggoty Corpse Baptisma
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Vesper
January 24th 2012


3085 Comments


No, because I'm calling a woman to come suck it for me.

Better give her good directions on how to find it.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


25949 Comments


oooohhhhhh shiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


Well, I've never been with a blind girl, but I imagine I could give her a hand sorting things out.

Vesper
January 24th 2012


3085 Comments


Would be doing her a favor with that mug of yours.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


25949 Comments


@angel just dont even try

theres no coming back from that one

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


Yeah, I don't want her to blow too early.

seedofnothing
January 24th 2012


3422 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

She hasn't even pulled out the moose knuckle comments yet.

Tyrael
January 24th 2012


21108 Comments


I'm glad I've never met vesper irl

She'd probably drive me towards becoming a eunuch

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


Yeah, I'm not sure if you're man enough.

seedofnothing
January 24th 2012


3422 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"She'd probably drive me towards becoming an eunuch"



Either that or make you a nymph.

Vesper
January 24th 2012


3085 Comments


Yeah, I don't want her to blow too early.

Your concern is misdirected.

Ty, you're a beartato. You don't even have balls.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


You're just jealous of my large, golden eyes.

Tyrael
January 24th 2012


21108 Comments


props for knowing about beartato

but yea, I don't

Vesper
January 24th 2012


3085 Comments


Wait, you have golden eyes?

Sorry, I failed to notice the color of them because of my visceral repulsion to everything else.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


Yeah, I sparkle in the sunlight too.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


Well, they're somewhere in between green and gold.

DarkNoctus
January 24th 2012


12202 Comments


so hows about that maggoty corpse? :]

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
January 24th 2012


16303 Comments


Rules.

ShadowRemains
January 25th 2012


27750 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

And Intestine Baalism is melodeath. Don't really care for IB, though.




you disappoint me



ValeriusTheImmortal
January 25th 2012


1237 Comments


i just can't hardly dig any melodeath, except for a few bands/albums



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