Lou's vocals on here are hilarious, like that spoken word on the view is just amazing.

Album Rating: 1.0

The whole album is hilarious in a sense...if you didn't pay for it lol.

Album Rating: 1.0

How did this even get released? Did no one in the studio stop and say, "Hey, this sounds like shit, maybe we should work on this more."

I AM THE TABLE!

I AM
I AM
I AM
I AM!!!!

IIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM-AHHHHHH!!!!

*actual good riff*

FOR WORSHIP SOMEONE WHO ACTIVELY DESPIIIIISSSSEEESSSSSSS YOUUUU

Hahahahah, I love how unbearable Lou Reed's delivery is here, just incredible.

Hetfield has some shining moments of hilarity too:

I AM THE TABLE

SMALL TOOWNNN GIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I AM THE TABLETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AH

Album Rating: 3.5

good album agreed

Dragon is good.

I am the table [403]

If i am the table and you are also the table does that make humanity the table? or is the universe a table? are we all living within a reality where we see each other as human but in reality we are the table? a symbiotic mass that constitutes a table?

Album Rating: 1.0

Holy crap, they just put this album up on Spotify and Metallicas Youtube channel as well.



Yeah, I still prefer KGB Projects abridged version of the whole album.

Album Rating: 2.0

waggle my ass like a dark prostitute coagulating heart pumping blood

Album Rating: 1.0

Seriously though, even if the vocals aren't that great with the heavy Spanish accent, KGB Projekt still did a decent job reworking this album so it sounds... well, normal. I'd recommend giving the whole thing a listen. https://youtu.be/nNZtzK0VgJk

Album Rating: 3.5

Junior Dad is awesome

Honestly its not AWFUL but not sure beyond that

Album Rating: 1.5

"Junior Dad is awesome"



we didn't have a song this bad since the age of Korn's "Daddy"

I would cut my legs and tits off

Album Rating: 2.0

do it

you could be like the ancient female archers who cut their boobs off

Album Rating: 3.5

Something about the image of Emily getting fed to the dingo resonated with me. I've got nothing to hide.