Machine Head Unto The Locust
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YouGotLucky
September 29th 2011


971 Comments


I can't stand Machine Head.

Metamorphosis
September 29th 2011


420 Comments


Going to finally listen to this soon. I liked the Blackening, so I'm quite interested in how this one's going to sound. I'll approach it was an open mind.

DarkNoctus
September 29th 2011


12202 Comments


I can't stand Machine Head.


you know what i can't stand? brussel sprouts and celery. ewwww. :[

xist
September 29th 2011


171 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0



- an example of the sort of criticism I would read made by 16 year olds in 2007.




Somebody help, such an incisive jest has cut me to the quick...i'm not sure i'll make it through 'til morning...



If you believe that it's subtle sarcasm, good for you. Perhaps when you get a bit older you'll revise your opinion.





Rasputin none of your reviews read like a bad sixth form essay so this sheep mentality is somewhat baffling.

linchpin313
September 29th 2011


830 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

fanboys.com

jrowa001
September 29th 2011


8752 Comments


i would love machine head if they got a different vocalist

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
September 29th 2011


18257 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Random Noctus makes me lol

Madbutcher3
September 29th 2011


3146 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Not liking this. Tracks are too long and riffs are nothing really new, which isn't a great combination.

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
September 29th 2011


18257 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Don't go listening to The Blackening then....

IrishJay91
September 29th 2011


688 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

upon first listen, I wasn't too impressed. thought The Blackening was more interesting. maybe it'll grow on me. as has been said, the last song is pretty lame.

freedomofspeechnoway
September 29th 2011


426 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Irving, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I wonder if you're conclusions would be as dire if not for the brilliant display of fanboyism and discredit during the first few pages?




And people defend his writing. Some of these songs can be grating at times, but none as bad as the paragraphs in the review.



And your sonic/mario reference wasn't as cryptic as you seem to think. I saw it and figured it couldn't possibly be what you came across as being so proud of in your little post.

LTDA
September 29th 2011


281 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Your entire last paragraph is full of grammatical errors. Album is really good.

LTDA
September 29th 2011


281 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

That is just taylormemer's style of writing




You mean pretentious and grammatically incorrect?

taylormemer
September 29th 2011


4964 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"And your sonic/mario reference wasn't as cryptic as you seem to think. I saw it and figured it couldn't possibly be what you came across as being so proud of in your little post."



Nah man, you don't get it.

Yuli
Emeritus
September 29th 2011


10767 Comments


Misuse of "pretentious"

Welcome to SputnikMusic

freedomofspeechnoway
September 30th 2011


426 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Nah man, you don't get it.






There you go again. Or you can explain what I don't get?

freedomofspeechnoway
September 30th 2011


426 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Me thinks you won't/can't.

taylormemer
September 30th 2011


4964 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

No I won't, because that makes it even more hilarious.



EDIT: I'll probably shotbox you in a couple of weeks to give you some more time.

ShinXetsu
September 30th 2011


605 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

You really blasted this album for being a 3 lol. I don't think the two sentences you threw in at the end after your analysis of it really justifies the rating. Not a bad review otherwise.

Wizard
September 30th 2011


20510 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Somebody help, such an incisive jest has cut me to the quick...i'm not sure i'll make it through 'til morning...



If you believe that it's subtle sarcasm, good for you. Perhaps when you get a bit older you'll revise your opinion.





Rasputin none of your reviews read like a bad sixth form essay so this sheep mentality is somewhat baffling.




If you're calling out both Taylor and rasp for the language they use, this is an ironic statement seeing as you're probably 16 yourself.



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