Album Rating: 3.5

Album rules for me. Call me a fanboy but I enjoy it.



Great review btw. Backed up your argument pretty swiftly.

Album Rating: 2.5

I started off really enjoying it, but it just grew tedious quite quickly.

datsnotdametalz lol wtf

Good album.

Of course now I have Anthrax and Evile's new albums.

Album Rating: 3.0

Neg.



Clear bias against the band based on what you heard on The Blackening. Hardly discussed the content of the music itself.

Album Rating: 4.5

This is a well written review, I just don't agree with it. Unless Meshuggah release an lp, this is Album of the Year.

lol

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Album Rating: 3.0

lol this review is terrible. Haven't heard the album yet but good grief, what a silly review.





Unless the goal was to be a magniloquent caricature of a review...and if so, kudos.

oh for fuck sakes

Album Rating: 2.5

bunch of machine head fanboys are maaaad

Album Rating: 3.0

bunch of machine head fanboys are maaaad

Album Rating: 2.5

"Or fans of writing."



What's there to write about? It's a run-of-the-mill metal album. How would you go about explaining the taste of a bland bowl of cereal? Ten paragraphs? Eleven?

^lol

Haven't heard this album yet and I don't think I plan on listening to it.

9 negs you people are retarded

Album Rating: 3.0

m/

some real knee slappers goin on in here

Taylormemer, I normally really like your style of writing but this time around there are a litany of grammatical errors and some really bizarre sentences. The opening paragraph also reads like some big - forgive me - verbal wank. I understood what you were trying to say, but at the end of it all when I tried to summarize the intention of your review, it seemed to me like the thesis you were trying to prove literally had a displacement of near-zero.

I weighed it all over and decided to go for a neg. Sorry mate. Just didn't feel it this time around.

man you didn't even neg my review...you're getting pissy in old age