It was a case of mince around, drop school bag, tea-pot stance 'oh hallo spaceboy, *Frankie Howard oooohhh* continue mince.
Probably get you expelled from school now.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Sounds like a healthy serving of banter
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School was such a laugh despite the knobheads. Every week I'd be crying with laughter but when it was bad it was horrific.
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Album Rating: 3.5
At school I think we were all knobheads to some extent, some more than others. That's what made it fun.
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We all had our moments but I mean some were out and out arseholes. Some of them are in prison now or dead.
Life's a funny old game.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Some went to college, some went to sixth form, quite a few went into an apprenticeship and the rest fucked off to do smack behind the bins of the local chinese.
Life's a funny old game indeed, you just gotta know how to properly play it.
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Album Rating: 4.5
'PADDY...who's been wearing Miranda's clothes?'
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None of us know though do we? If you think you do that's when it becomes apparent that what you thought was tiddlywinks turns into Warhammer 40000
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Album Rating: 4.5
Orcs?
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Album Rating: 3.5
Paddy? What a fantastic death abyss!
And no one has the time to learn the rules for warhammer so you run around like some headless chicken, with a vague idea what to do and not much else.
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The magnificence of the box art, the galactic space marine war with weaponry to make the Tsar Bomba blush, commanding battalions on the field to overthrow the alien horde......hang on we've got to paint the fuckers. Fucks a 12 sided dice about??? Size of that fucking set of instructions. Bin
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Album Rating: 3.5
Get the Monopoly out instead, I can't be fucked with painting all these figures.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Lol, I actually know someone who still paints and plays Warhammer and believe it or not he's the coolest mf in town - a comic genius and has a delightful girlfriend :D
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Album Rating: 3.5
My old tech teacher used to paint them in lessons, he was a top bloke. I'm pretty sure my uncle painted them too.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Loved it when I was a kid but that and computer games I left back in my teens
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Still on the computer games, they still have their place
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Album Rating: 4.5
I have no self control with them.
Booze, sex, gambling, mini cheddars...can handle them all. Computer Games within a week I'm like Nic Cage in leaving Las Vegas, cuddled up to an N64 in the shower
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Album Rating: 3.5
Fallout 4 keeps us distracted from the fact that we're one day closer to death, so it does its job nicely.
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Yeah same.
Potential to fall foul of drink cos I love the boozer but I cut that out. Been sober since the 4th December and that is a record.
Fags never took a hold.
Anti drugs.
Scratchies, fruities, bookies. Mugs game.
But stick us down in front of Dark Souls and it might as well be a crack pipe.
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Album Rating: 3.5
Never won shit from scratchies, fruties are shit and bookies are shit.
Fags never did anything for me, smoked like 4 in my lifetime.
Never touched drugs.
Booze is nice.
Games are better.
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