Awesome review Hans. Might give this a spin for the hell of it

I'm actually amazed that there aren't like 5 reviews on the front page for this album. And I think this seriously deserves a feature.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

In the words Jeremy Clarkson once upon a time said, "It's as stupid, and wonderful as owning a pet elephant."



Essentially "GC". :p

Album Rating: 3.0

Douche Bag is so bad its awesome.

LOL @ all the 5s

gota check this

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

This is a man who calls himself “Polar Bear” and likes to say things like “line it up, cheetah.” This is a guy who showed his “o-face” to the world once he realized Bizkit’s popularity was colliding with the inevitable backlash that naturally occurs when you sell too many records and 50% of people only like you ironically.

I liked this line

If Fred Durst didn't continue to worship at the testosterone-laced altar of Fred Durst something would be wrong

oh boy, this album

Album Rating: 3.0

Doesn't even touch any of their previous releases, unfortunately.

I cant tell if half of you are trolling when you say this album is fantastic, even if i have yet to
hear it. The praise is hard to believe.

"Anyone who tries to analyze how “Gold Cobra” differs from any Limp Bizkit album or goes into nauseating detail about their career arch and the evolution of purported sonic differences or how some new lyrical approach has been undertaken is wasting time in a colossal fashion"

if anyone ever does this about a limp bizkit album theyre the most pretentious person ever

@saucy They're trolling trust me

@lakes Because half of them are being "edgy" and trolling.

Ahh, and I almost forgot, Good fucking review Hans. Full of humor and golden moments of comedy.
It's a little higher than it should be (especially with the things you say in the review itself, I'd think it'd be a 2 or a 1.5) but I don't care too much. Point is it's really good and you deserve a brofist.

Perfection.

Album Rating: 3.5

IMHO this is the best Limp Bizkit has ever sounded, they really weren't great at all before, but I never "despised" them. If you hated them before, this could only come off as mediocre at best. It's not hard for me to believe that older fans of them would glorify this. I might rate this well too, fuck Sputnik.



- good for a soundoff? : )

AOTY or AOTY?

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Review is so good. Pos'd.

lol i can't believe these guys are still making records!

beings with the line

^^ no one saw this? review reads more like a 2.5

so limp