Hmm no, I'm a big fan but even I admit that they have put out a lot of shit

Korn has some good and terrible albums. They never seem to be in the middle.

kind of

Sonics dig is awesome

Almost everyone here completely missed the joke.

Almost everyone here completely missed the joke.

This white hick I work with worships this band.

Album Rating: 2.5

couldn't get through the first 2 paragraphs.....painful stuff.

And sorry bra, but fans like you are one of the reasons its tough being a fan of this band :P.

holy shit. this has to be my favorite review on the site.

This album is good.

But a 5 is an extremely excessive score .

Jhonathan Davis must realize that his high school years are gone and he is now a rich singer with a wife that is a porno actress . So he must stop singing about bullying not only for himself ,also , for the people that found this topics as something annoying

This is not just a review, this is a tribute to KoRn.

stopped reading right there

I can't believe people took this seriously. They must have not read the fourth paragraph.

Album Rating: 2.0

so many hilarious lines holy crap this is hysterical

Album Rating: 2.0

I assumed everyone would pick up on the joke but then I read the first page of comments and I was like "wut". Then again sputnik has a tendency to take comedy reviews too seriously so whatevs

Album Rating: 2.0

Love Korn, but this album is easily their worst. Feels so tired and generic. I think they work so much better as an industrial band than as a metal band.

Album Rating: 1.0

You must be new

Album Rating: 3.0

Album is ok

Album Rating: 1.0

It feels tired and repetitive. The paradigm shift is awesome though.

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah PS is a return to form, but even that has some dull moments.

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah, never never sounds like Taylor Swift wrote it and lullaby for a sadist is pretty crap.

Album Rating: 1.0

"Review Summary: This is not just a review, this is a tribute to KoRn."

This is not the greatest review in the world. This is just a tribute.