Your review comes across as very fanboy-ish and almost not at all objective. I've nothing against different opinions, but to be honest this album is quite mediocre, if not poor, from what I've heard, and the majority of this site seems to have a similar opinion. Again, there would be no problem if you made some solid points why you think this album is a classic.
And stop getting butthurt, not liking KoRn doesn't equate to not liking metal. I'd pick thrash or death metal over KoRn any day to be honest, even though their first albums are quite good every once in a while.
Also Limp Bizkit is horrendous.
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Album Rating: 5.0
BodomThrashMachine thanks for first honest non-hater reply. Means much to me and I agree to some extend with you.
Also, I mentioned Lady GAGA because she's under KoRn review in the main page, nothing troll-y about that I assume.
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Angel, you are my new 2nd best friend because you recognized olivia wilde.
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Hard to mistake a face like that, Brandon.
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Olivia Wilde in da house.
Also review is terrible.
Isn't this the same guy who reviewed Friday and gave it a 5/5?
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Album Rating: 5.0
Angelo of death it's funny how you state that 1) no koRn album could ever get a 5er and 2) if you like koRn you can not possibly know of Isis
and then YOU dare to call ME a troll, shit. Read what you write.
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I just jizzed 2x from our avatars, Blind.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Blindsided thx for you TROLL input. So if I give koRn a 5er, I'll give Friday a 5er too? I mean Rebecca Black and KoRN have nothing in common expect for haters.
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Now I'd like to help you understand at least, if not improve. You see, the way I see it, the review section is not some place where you can go "dude this album is the shit" or "man this album is gay do not want". The review section is a place where, for the most part, people go when they want an opinion on an album. A review is supposed to be a helpful text, if possible entertaining, that lets most people know wether they should obtain or avoid a particular album. A review is not THE fact, but it's supposed to be an educated, well-supported opinion. You should make some points to help people understand, for example why an album is good.
"The drum patterns and fills are, for the most part, simple, however the vocals and amazing guitar leads maintain your interest throughout the album. Also noteworthy is the usage of symphonic elements in song X, as well as the very well-executed heavier song Y."
Something along those lines, basically. Those are some points you may want to have, if they apply to the album you're reviewing.
It's true people weren't very constructive, but you have to understand they're allowed to have an opinion and not get so defensive and hurt about it.
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What would happen if our avatars had sex?
The world would end this Saturday that's what.
Hey I said it was bad but I didn't neg.
It's the goddamn truth that no coRn fan knows Isis because Korn fanboys listen to the radio like it's their job.
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Album Rating: 5.0
blindsided so how do you explain me?
BodomThrashMachine I didn't want to go all out there and say "this album is the shit" I explained what was good, was wasn't, I tired to be objective. Example:
"JD also did a lot of thinking about life in general. And I mean A LOT. A good example is in the song entitled "Move on", where Davis figures out that he is alive ("I realize I am alive")."
There is nothing bias in that statement since he is alive, he realized it and it shows growth.
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I know Isis.
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Album Rating: 5.0
"AnarchistFish you gave this album a 4 rating, you can't know Isis" ~ Korn haters
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Olivia Wilde lesbian clone sex
HUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNAHUMUNA
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Well this isn't going anywhere.
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Oh boy, did we sang!
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Obvious troll is obvious. [2]
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I tried. It's okay, I didn't waste that much time in doing so.
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Album Rating: 5.0
I don't know why people tell me I'm bias, where there are clearly parts of the review where I just state the obvious and let the reader interpret it.
E.g.:
"As if you didn't expect this already, but Jonathan is growing as a writer, too. In several songs he gives us a bone to pick, like for example in "Lead the parade" he states: "Or this sh!t will f#cking take my life". We immediately start to ask ourselves "is he in real danger?" or "what is this sh!t?""
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^^He's got you there guys!
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