Why hasn't this review been featured yet?

Album Rating: 2.0

The mods are scared that they'll have to promote him to staff if too many people read this.

Simply a masterful command of the English language. I envy you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

This review reminds me of the album: one big fucking mess. Seriously, did you proof read at all? Please say no, otherwise you're mega-retarded(as it stands now you're just regular retarded).

haha i can't believe you even bothered reviewing this..

LOL

Review isn't even funny...

Of course I didn't proofread it. I spent about 10 minutes on the damn thing because I was pissed with the band so I decided to do a quick rant

Album Rating: 1.0

quick rant =/= postable review

you can edit the review you know, and you probably should. at least get rid of the glaring typos.

Album Rating: 1.0

SO FAR AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE WAIT FOR THE DAYYYYYEAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Album Rating: 3.0

This is what bugs me about a lot of 1 reviews. This isn't a very good album/band, sure. But a 1? Think about other music that exists. This is as bad as it gets? This merits the lowest possible rating?

Album Rating: 4.5

pretty close.

yeah a 1 is pretty over the top but i do hate this band.

in fact my rating is too high brb.

Album Rating: 3.0

welcome to 2006

lol this review is awesome

"The stupid thing sounds like Super Mario World, or Contra in the 90's."

Sounds like a 5.0

Definitely not a one. Two should be the minimum (maybe one point five).

You wrote that Herman Li is the lyricist and vocalist. ZP Theart is the vocalist on this album, and Li only has two lyrical credits and backing vocal credits on the album. In fact, if you thought that Li was the vocalist and you saw the band live in the past (obviously back when ZP was still the vocalist, since the band hasn't played with Marc yet)...well, that doesn't add up. :/

Also, did you say you saw them drunk live in 11th grade? 'Cause there's this one legendary show where they played drunk, fucked up really bad and then they lost a lot of credibility. That's how they got the nickname "StudioForce".

Are they actually bad live? The Twilight Dementia album was pretty solid, and all the solos were pretty much the same as on the album in terms of notation.

They're pretty bad live dude. Their shit is slowed down dramatically and they tend to break guitar strings on stage! It's kind of a hit and miss though.