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anyone else stoked for the Kanye stream?

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What are you talking about reverend?

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This thread is beautiful.

Kanye is streaming at 10:30 pacific on coachella's youtube stream

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I went on this one awesome adventure with Satan's brother Hernando and Jesus Christ's brother, Diseases Christ, to save the world of rap music and restore the Isle of Douchebaginess with a toothbrush and forced to carry the entire family from Amityville to the graveyard. During my adventure, I was forced to encounter the evil Rotisserie Chicken, Fred Fuckstone, and solicitors and members of the Justin Bieber Resistance Fan Club, who were way past curfew, and encountered Zombies who used electric guitars and bass guitars for AK47s and who played Motorhead all day. We eventually found the orb of kawkshuckers, but we were then assaulted and had to defend ourselves from the drumplemorrfeds and their leader, Francisco De La Hamsandwiche the Seventh. It was recorded into two books, ""The East Eurasian Glockenspiel Melodies of Sanford Shartnald and Spunktrumple Sunbubblies" and "A Man Drenched in Tabasco Sauce Feverishly Doing His Year-End Income Taxes, Only to Realize that he Already Filled Them Out Two Weeks Ago; But What the Hey-- We'll Forgive Him, Because He's a Lovably Absent Minded Dingledorf".

truly enlightening mj

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I'm not reading that fucko.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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Unfortunately, I really didn't like Hernando's other books, like "Das Shkreemeeng Skandinavian Tailpipe Tabernacle Und Ze Out Of Kontrol Autobahn Unfällegeschteigens", and Diseases Christ grew up to be a successful author, and the famous / infamous writer / publisher of the Corretta Scott King award-winning book: "The Easy Bake Oven Disaster Hour" and the famous sequel, "It Wasn't a Smoldering Pile of Charred Wood and Scattered Human Ashes When I Last Checked!"

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Best. Thread. Ever. [9999]

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If only Aids was here.

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And Hernado's half-alien, Norwegian-Siberian half-distant cousin slash future father, Kawkshucker Incarnate, made a movie that took all of Europe by surprise and left a lot of controversy: "Das Spektakuläre Gewicht Verlust Informationen Kommerziellen Verschwendungssüchtig"

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He would later go on to create four more infamous movies, one of them reaching universal acclaim: "The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Dongler Hour", "Shitehole Kawng Jewnyaar", "Spaceward Gallivantations", and "Whilst perusing my alarmingly vast array of mind-numbing, migraine-inducing videos I happened to stumble upon this peculiar little misbegotten piece-- An unpalatable tale of perennial non-climacteric fruits and the extrinsically outlandish individuals who ceaselessly attempt to purloin them", a cult classic in films.

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Nowadays, this is what Diseases and Hernando do to keep busy:



Time travel using various household appliances and European pastries, thwarting Sveydish peengass thieving double agents, assaulting solicitors with rotten Spanish onions and my obscene amounts of unkempt bodily hair, hand-crafting bio-mechanical clones of long deceased glam rock stars from the 1970's with the assistance of my academic colleague Professor Pigsfeet every fortnight.

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I have just been prescribed with a packet of completely indecipherable pills from some unpronounceable eastern European country's doctor.

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I have just been prescribed with a packet of completely indecipherable pills from some unpronounceable eastern European country's doctor.

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And this is Diseases' single that was released on 100 cassettes than hit number one on the Billboard and won a Grammy for Record of the Year in 2721:



A Melancholy Requiem For The Fabulous Pulmonary Expectoration Show



And his similarly popular hit extended play:



A Truly Remastered Juncture of Mechaphillic Outbursts and Schizophrenic Procrastination (Revised)

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You just killed your own thread.

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If all goes according to plan, this movie will be played at my funeral:



Into the Gullet of Madness: A disturbing and candid chronicle of one furry male dog's descent into insanity.



Then the dogs will be released.



ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

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A NEW BOOK JUST CAME OUT: JIGGLYFUCK'S MORNING BREAKFAST ROUTINE OF GREAT FISCAL SUCCESS



Jigglyfuck becomes psychosomatically obsessed with meat. Jiggs finally has it and yells at his brother Kowalski, the shout tearing a hole into the center of all oblivion, shattering the sky's heavens and storms the last remaining land, causing it to rocket uncontrollably into their noses, therefore causing the remastered end of all humanity, heaven, and the universe itself in a horrifically fashionable style.