Album Rating: 2.0

gonna write up another 5 review



brb

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Thought this review was gonna be awful but it's actually pretty great.

Album Rating: 2.5

Seriously, I must be missing something, because this album just sounds like countless other hardcore bands (not to mention, the lyrics are pretty lame).



I'm waiting for a Phlebas review of this thing...he's pretty good at writing intelligent negative reviews.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

The lyrics and the subject matter are by no means revolutionary (and I think they're far better on Travels) but I do think he has a knack for cool slant rhymes and memorable phrasing.



"So I took a swing

'That's some nerve you got, kid!'

I'll have them put that on your tombstone

as the last thing that you said!"



Stuff like that. Not Shakespeare, but the timing on the vocal delivery is fantastic in that song (off Travels).

"I never want'd to kill a man,
Like i want to kill you, maaaan"

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

hahaha I love that part, too.

it's the lyrics that follow that part

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

LEATHER REBEL m/

And here I was thinking that MJ was the only person in Sputnik history who would give an album a low
rating over lyrical content alone.

i gave it a low rating because it is bad

so much cummin all over this. it's like jessica alba's ass

At least Jessica Alba's ass is enjoyable.

It's more like Christina Hendrick's tits.

is this hardcore?

hardcore porn

Album Rating: 3.5

Pretty sure those things suck other boobs into their orbit when she walks by other women

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

The only thing I need to defend is my balls from your lips, DaHood

Album Rating: 3.5

I honestly laughed out loud when I read that sentence. Well played.

Album Rating: 4.0

Rating it a 2? Guess i'm gonna have to bump my rating up to a FIVE.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

totally agree with your review