I bet they constantly argue about who the worst member is.

@Puddles you take that back

But you can't talk you're dead

I will admit, a lot of the namedrops sound really forced.

I mean it's not really supposed to be subtle...

Album Rating: 1.0

I actually have a review half written up that is similar to this, except way less subtle

This wasn't exactly subtle (not a knock btw)

Ehh a few are pretty funny a few are pretty poor, but I won't really complain I couldn't do any better. Lol @ the Bitchfork part though, props for that.

yeah Bitchfork and Christian coffee shop were the best.

Review is pretty funny. People who think it's amazing need to wipe the foam from their bubbling lips, though.

[img]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=439056&dateline=1292015031[/img]

Exactly.

i wiped the foam off my bubbling lips after reading this

Funny shit, good review. Incidentally, can someone link me to Christian Coffee Shop? Idk where it is anymore

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14542/Eisley-Room-Noises/

There you go gnarls.

Ugh horrible band, lame band name, dastardly album, generic album cover, ugly band members, shitty singer, terrible guitarist, white bassist, clumsy drummer, cheap instruments, boring live show. Band needs to die or get murdered. Fuck Sputnik, and fuck the people who spend their time doing anything even remotely related to Sputnik('s) music.

c wut i did thar?

Spare me, Sputnik.

dumb revuw

dumb u

Spare me, Ire