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witchxrapist
September 20th 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Ouch. =[

brutebeard
September 20th 2010


1655 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Fine, take it as an insult

Intothepit
September 20th 2010


4348 Comments


I feel like I just got raped by a guy with a small penis.

ShadowRemains
September 20th 2010


27745 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

....so basically nothing happened then?

Intothepit
September 20th 2010


4348 Comments


No, it was still a humiliating, disgusting experience, but I didn't get anything from it.

witchxrapist
September 20th 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

a small dick is like an immobile finger

dixoncocks
September 20th 2010


3247 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

And a big dick deserves to be taken by this shit band.

brutebeard
September 21st 2010


1655 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Let's see what other shitty remarks we can make about this band without criticizing musically whatsoever.

Obfuscation24
September 21st 2010


3939 Comments


k ill try:
scene kid music
terrible genre
music video that is so bad that its funny


brutebeard
September 21st 2010


1655 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Not quite scene kid music.... that's more along the lines of Attila, Dr. Acula, I See Stars? Idk.



Tis a brutal genre whether its not your taste or not.

Fast real drumming, sludgy/trashy guitar tone, guttural vocals, a decent mix of fast paced death with unfavorable breakdowns. At least the breakdowns don't scream generic, they are quite hitting. I appreciate that it's not obnoxiously overproduced.

brutebeard
September 21st 2010


1655 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

The only thing I can see relentlessly bashing are the over-animated lyrics

Obfuscation24
September 21st 2010


3939 Comments


Yeah this is more of "HXC d00d" music. And ehh whatever floats your boat I guess

brutebeard
September 21st 2010


1655 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Sure you can butter up the music and slap stereotypical generalized fan followings on it but you still aren't that cool

Anthracks
September 21st 2010


8018 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

brutebeard makes a point there are many riffs on this album that im sure people wouldnt mind if they werent written by waking the cadaver

witchxrapist
September 21st 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Most of the good/decent riffs on here are plagiarized, which makes it more annoying. So many of the breakdowns I heard were wayyyy too reminiscent of Despised Icon for example.



Maybe the average retard just hates this for being Waking The Cadaver, but I hate it for being a blatant mockery of death metal that I like.

witchxrapist
September 21st 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

And yeah, Obfuscation is a jackass.



But Brutebeard this is really bad.

witchxrapist
September 21st 2010


11117 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

The formula I've noticed for this is: 'brutal' riff -> hatebreed riff -> generic tremolo riff -> despised icon breakdown



+ really bad drumming



Don's vocals have gotten pretty good though, even if they're waaaay over-the-top when he goes into the gurgles.

dixoncocks
September 21st 2010


3247 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I never took these guys seriously after bloodsplattered satisfaction and that other shit demo, so i guess im the jackass.



my brother made this video lol



http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452116

Dryden
September 21st 2010


13585 Comments


bloodsplattered satisfactionnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Bitchfork
September 21st 2010


7581 Comments


the satanic bloodspraying



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