Album Rating: 1.5

Fucking worst excuse for a CD I've ever seen or heard.



Great review by the way. Scathing yet put in a very...neat and tidy way. I like it

I love My First Kiss...Good beat and catchy lyrics.

lol there's no such thing as a good beat when it comes to 3OH!3. And seriously? Catchy lyrics. Okay, go back to listening to LMFAO.

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Catchy lyrics...if you're twelve.

As a 13 year old I take offense to that comment, Scoot.

Album Rating: 1.0

What do you mean? This album has classic lyrics!



"mr bartender you will kick me out

and the blonde girl in the back you'll put your tongue down my mouth

and the greaser in the jacket's gonna pick a fight

and he'll probably kick my ass cause I'm drunk every night"



These lyrics really exemplify the American Dream and its follies perfectly. You guys just don't understand.

Man, I hope these guys get their asses kicked every night.

Album Rating: 1.5

You're right, ihopeyouchocke. After writing this review, I realized that 3OH!3's lyrics are unsurpassed, masterful works of genius that deserve the reverence of every one of us, us who are unworthy of laying our pathetic eyes on this insuperable exemplification of erudition.



Take for example this flawless verse:



Everybody say Fuck the clubs!



I feel enlightened after only writing these five words! In a mere five words, the rebelliousness of youth is expressed; these words are a call to arms against our leaders, those who oppress us daily. Who knows where these five words will lead humanity? Perhaps to a glorious new beginning. When aeons pass, we will be revered for being among the first few to hear these five words of wisdom and to pass on this marvelous advice to our children.



My god, I feel weird writing that.

Well I'll be a herpe on a dick.

Still can't believe this shit headlined last years Warped Tour after Bad Religion. Their fans completely ruined BR's set.

Album Rating: 1.5

Why the fuck did Bad Religion tour with this band?

Album Rating: 1.0

I'll tell you why, $$$

Well it was the main stage at the warped tour so they didn't really have a choice. It wasn't like they were like "3Oh!3, we enjoy your music so much, we want to open for you."

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah you're probably right.

STFU cobb,

Album Rating: 1.0

I'm sorry I don't stalk you THAT often.

Album Rating: 1.0

I actually could listen to Want. I thought Want was pretty good, very unique. This new album is death-defyingly terrible. It's like the poppiest, most chewed up, unoriginal hell to my ears.

Saw this at my record store for 20-some bucks. lol'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XwRGBttWOo

Album Rating: 1.5

House Party might be the worst song Ive heard all year

Album Rating: 1.5

I'm gonna have a house party...









IN MY HOUSE

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This is slightly above Brokencyde and dotdotcurve.



I mean like this

much.