should sell the album with a chocolate bar or something like that.

It would melt during the shipping process though : (

This band is the joke of Alabama, which is saying quite a bit considering the hilarious amount of trash that comes out of here.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

" I'm now fairly certain that this album is exactly as I expected: the same boring and generic crap from their debut minus the novelty of a song that is sort of about Halo."

That pretty much sums up this crap. The only reason to give it a higher rating than Unbreakable is the instrumental at the end.

D00D but hav u seen his gaugez?!?!1

no but srsly,

+ Album Artwork
- Everything else

Well at least the album art is pretty cool, I have to admit.

awful band. amusing review though. nice job.

Album Rating: 3.5

i listened to two songs from this and didn't want to hear anymore, and i love metalcore. pos'd btw.

Album Rating: 3.5

and at least Unbreakable had a couple catchy songs. Faithless is good, and Versus has a breakdown that makes me tap my toes at one point.

Album Rating: 3.5

and lulz http://www.bluecollardistro.com/mychildrenmybride/product_info.php?products_id=4226&cPath=979_980&store=

Still not understanding the whole fragrance thing, but I have a feeling it's going to be an ongoing thing with other bands.

Cologne? Was not expecting that.

not even gonna bother with this, their last album sucked large amounts of penis. Good review.

album art is so good tho

But it's just a photograph

But it's just a photograph

How did their eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

But it's a GOOD photograph

edit:

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Unleash your dark passenger with MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE's new fragrance, "Lost Boy." Indulge your inner hooligan with a scent that pairs savage seduction with chic sophistication. Not for the faint of heart, "Lost Boy" will awaken your spirit and put a bold new world at your fingertips. "Lost Boy" ... find yourself.

lol what?