Personally I find tool pretentious as fuck.

you're a huge fag though, so

Didn't say album sucks.

Album Rating: 4.0

This is the only tool I haven't heard, but the other three are mind blowing

Review was great

My Periphery cd, overweight girlfriend and Acer laptop might think differently, but what do they know?

Do you have a bi-weekly newsletter, and if so where can i subscribe?

Album Rating: 4.5

Probably the best non-MJ review I've ever read.

Album Rating: 2.0

Why the hell has this been negged so much.

Album Rating: 4.5

2nd or 3rd best tool album. i cant decide

Album Rating: 4.5

love that opening paragraph... neggers gtfo

Album Rating: 4.5

Oh I get it, it's ironic haha.

Album Rating: 3.5

Entertaining and enjoyable to read, but it is anything but a review.

Another amazing Rembrandt review.

that was beautiful, pos'd

I'd forgotten this. Love it.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

this is the best Lateralus review I will ever read



Rembrant becomes my favorite reviewer



a big POS

Tool are sooooo boring.

Album Rating: 4.0

Lateralus is pretty boring, but Aenima is far from it. As is undertow and 10k days.



Yes, I think that 10k days is more interesting than lateralus

Album Rating: 4.5

Totally agree with the Maniac! It goes 10,000 Days > Lateralus > Undertow > Aenima

Album Rating: 4.0

Aenima > 10k Days > Lateralus > Undertow > Opiate