Album Rating: 4.5
Can we petition to get this to be the default too?
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Michael Jordan seems to be sucking Rembrandt's dick quite a bit. Or are they just the same person...?
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Album Rating: 5.0
You whore!
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Album Rating: 5.0
This part's a little bit creepy, just a bit:
"The experience of having sex with her while listening closely to Limousine’s lyrics and fantasising that I was the driver who caused her injuries gave me a thrill that mere words cannot describe effectively"
And it sounds like a 5 review to me. But still, have a pos, I guess if only for the creepy visuals the review gave me.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Yeah it sounds like it should be a higher rating, but great review none the less
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Album Rating: 5.0
please review more
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Album Rating: 4.0
This guy should review more "Sputnik classics", these reviews are wickedly funny satires of the site.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Yeah this site would get boring if users like you guys didn't shake things up every once in a while.
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Album Rating: 4.0
Love your work Rembrandt, your reviews are as good as your paintings. Keep it up.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Lol @ the people saying it should be a higher rating and missing the point.
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Album Rating: 4.5
That was a fun read. Pos.
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Album Rating: 4.5
surprised this hasn't been negged to oblivion
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Album Rating: 4.0
Default this plz
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Album Rating: 5.0
"solely through the overuse of italic font and superfluous song quotes."
Won me over.
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Album Rating: 4.0
i'm surprised how well received this was, kudos to the Brand New fanatics here for recognizing the intended humor and not negging it
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Review is overrated by you guys but I won't neg
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When satire is good, it's actually really funny. When satire is bad, it makes me want to dropkick 17 year old Justin Bieber fans. Write more bad satire please.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Translation of musicaddiction101's comment: "when satire is aimed at an album i gave 5/5, it is never
funny"
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Album Rating: 5.0
nope i'm pretty sure you guys are the same person
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Album Rating: 4.0
Operation Butthurt Brand New Fanboys is apparently beginning
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