trolls, alts, (imaginary) chocolate coated fairies when does it end?

Ah hey cool review!

i'm guessing that's another alt just right there?

Lol at the fairies, damn Vooligan set me up

Edit: Yeah, take a wild guess who it is

where is Fooligan?

EDIT: uhmmm... errr... idk who could it be?

3 guesses, and the 1st 2 don't count

lol
killer9

Main problem is formatting

Summary earns at least three pos' though

summary is terrible

I'd neg this twice if I could, once for the review and once for the summary

Is he punching his pregnant girlfriend or something? Jesus he is rude.

ahhhh, that line made me laugh.

feels like a bad attempt at a Lord Worm review

yeah, it's like someone aborted a lord worm review with their bare hands

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for bashing on Emmure, but this review tends to do it without any substance and with too much purposeful cursing. It sort of reminded me of the kids who start cursing too much in freshman year of high school because they just figured out what the words actually mean.

I'm not gonna neg since this is your first review (supposedly), I'm just saying don't write things like 'aborting babies with your bare hands'. If someone said they could perform abortions with their bare hands, I would actually be impressed instead of appalled.

yeah that would be REALLY IMPRESSIVE and i would TOTALLY WATCH

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

this is this guys first review? what trash!



nothing that this guy two posts above me didn't really mention, but what's the point of a review like this anyway? it's not like this was a highly anticipated album that let everybody down.

Does anyone else notice how Killer9 always mysteriously appears whenever he is mentioned in a review/list?

aye

Killer9 is Spunik's Bloody Mary

Im confused just reading the beginning of the review. Terrible.