Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah I prefer this to Van Weezer and Make Believe at least. It doesn't make me bang my head on a wall like those

I will not stand for any Van Weezer slander

Album Rating: 2.0

one time when i was like 12 i was on a bike ride with my dad listening to this album and my mp3 player fucking glitched the fuck out and in the mall replayed for like an hour and i think it's had long term effects on me

Album Rating: 3.0

Lol!!

Nah there's a few great tracks on Van Weezer but it also has some of their absolute worst. Hero, 1 More Hit and Sheila all kinda rule to be fair.

Album Rating: 3.0

Wasn't expecting to bump this up to a 3.5... But this is no worse than Hurley or The Red Album. It's surprisingly enjoyable with some staying power.

Album Rating: 1.0

freight train crash of an album